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I just saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall...

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July 29, 2022, 11:10 AM
Jim Shugart
I just saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall...
...and I said to myself: That's a little condescending.



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
July 29, 2022, 11:13 AM
SIGnified
Smile punny





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~Robert A. Heinlein
July 29, 2022, 11:24 AM
Flash-LB
Go to your room...
July 29, 2022, 11:34 AM
P250UA5
Took me reading it twice, I'll admit
Razz




The Enemy's gate is down.
July 29, 2022, 12:30 PM
nhtagmember
A dwarf psychic escapes from jail

That’s a small medium at large
July 29, 2022, 01:17 PM
blueye
Never borrow money to any midgets because when it's time for them to pay you back they always come up short.
July 29, 2022, 01:21 PM
OKCGene
HA!!!!!

A local casino has a lot of music acts coming through, and they always seem to have the Midget Wrestlers too.

I've never seen the Midget Rasslers, lol, but I've wondered who does buy a ticket, show up and whoop hoot and hollar at the antics.
.

A woman, Karen, stomps into the HR Office and pitches a hissy fit.

HR asks her what the problem is.

Karen replies, I'm so mad at that man, he has been sexually harassing me!!!! I want him fired and I want to file a formal complaint and a lawsuit!!!

HR: What happened, and who did it? We must document.

Karen: Well, damn it, he keeps telling me my hair smells nice!!!!!

HR: Hmmm, well, that doesn't sound like sexual harassment. What makes you think it sexual harassment?

Karen: Damn right it's Sexual Harassment! He keeps walking right up to me and telling me how nice my hair smells! It's Keith, the Midget!!!!
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July 29, 2022, 01:22 PM
bigpond73
You're bad. So, so bad. But I like you. Big Grin


Mike


You can run, but you cannot hide.

If you won't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.
July 29, 2022, 01:50 PM
WaterburyBob
Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.


What do you call sex with a french midget?
Bone a petite.



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July 29, 2022, 01:56 PM
Muddflap
See what the hell you started Jim?

You should be ashamed.
July 29, 2022, 02:13 PM
Jim Shugart




When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
July 29, 2022, 02:53 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Midgets are the last to know it is raining, but the first to know there is a flood.
July 29, 2022, 03:05 PM
HRK
I rear-ended a car this morning... The start of a really bad day.

The driver got out of the other car and he was a dwarf!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"

I replied, "well which one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started.
July 29, 2022, 03:35 PM
nhtagmember
^^^

ha! hadn't heard that one before
July 29, 2022, 03:40 PM
low8option
I'd add a comment to the thread but the subjects are a little beneath me.



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July 29, 2022, 04:18 PM
YooperSigs
First it was duck wrangling and now midgets.


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
July 29, 2022, 05:51 PM
wrightd
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
HA!!!!!

A local casino has a lot of music acts coming through, and they always seem to have the Midget Wrestlers too.

I've never seen the Midget Rasslers, lol, but I've wondered who does buy a ticket, show up and whoop hoot and hollar at the antics.
.

A woman, Karen, stomps into the HR Office and pitches a hissy fit.

HR asks her what the problem is.

Karen replies, I'm so mad at that man, he has been sexually harassing me!!!! I want him fired and I want to file a formal complaint and a lawsuit!!!

HR: What happened, and who did it? We must document.

Karen: Well, damn it, he keeps telling me my hair smells nice!!!!!

HR: Hmmm, well, that doesn't sound like sexual harassment. What makes you think it sexual harassment?

Karen: Damn right it's Sexual Harassment! He keeps walking right up to me and telling me how nice my hair smells! It's Keith, the Midget!!!!
.

That's pretty good. Very good. HA !!




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July 29, 2022, 06:03 PM
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July 29, 2022, 06:07 PM
egregore
What do you call an obese psychic?
An extra large medium.
July 29, 2022, 06:36 PM
kkina
I can't believe I'm throwing onto this fire...





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