...and I said to myself: That's a little condescending.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
July 29, 2022, 11:13 AM
SIGnified
punny
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein
July 29, 2022, 11:24 AM
Flash-LB
Go to your room...
July 29, 2022, 11:34 AM
P250UA5
Took me reading it twice, I'll admit
The Enemy's gate is down.
July 29, 2022, 12:30 PM
nhtagmember
A dwarf psychic escapes from jail
That’s a small medium at large
July 29, 2022, 01:17 PM
blueye
Never borrow money to any midgets because when it's time for them to pay you back they always come up short.
July 29, 2022, 01:21 PM
OKCGene
HA!!!!!
A local casino has a lot of music acts coming through, and they always seem to have the Midget Wrestlers too.
I've never seen the Midget Rasslers, lol, but I've wondered who does buy a ticket, show up and whoop hoot and hollar at the antics. .
A woman, Karen, stomps into the HR Office and pitches a hissy fit.
HR asks her what the problem is.
Karen replies, I'm so mad at that man, he has been sexually harassing me!!!! I want him fired and I want to file a formal complaint and a lawsuit!!!
HR: What happened, and who did it? We must document.
Karen: Well, damn it, he keeps telling me my hair smells nice!!!!!
HR: Hmmm, well, that doesn't sound like sexual harassment. What makes you think it sexual harassment?
Karen: Damn right it's Sexual Harassment! He keeps walking right up to me and telling me how nice my hair smells! It's Keith, the Midget!!!! .
July 29, 2022, 01:22 PM
bigpond73
You're bad. So, so bad. But I like you.
Mike
You can run, but you cannot hide.
If you won't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.
July 29, 2022, 01:50 PM
WaterburyBob
Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies? They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
What do you call sex with a french midget? Bone a petite.
"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
July 29, 2022, 01:56 PM
Muddflap
See what the hell you started Jim?
You should be ashamed.
July 29, 2022, 02:13 PM
Jim Shugart
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
July 29, 2022, 02:53 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Midgets are the last to know it is raining, but the first to know there is a flood.
July 29, 2022, 03:05 PM
HRK
I rear-ended a car this morning... The start of a really bad day.
The driver got out of the other car and he was a dwarf!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"
I replied, "well which one ARE you then?"
That's how the fight started.
July 29, 2022, 03:35 PM
nhtagmember
^^^
ha! hadn't heard that one before
July 29, 2022, 03:40 PM
low8option
I'd add a comment to the thread but the subjects are a little beneath me.
Freedom comes from the will of man. In America it is guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment
July 29, 2022, 04:18 PM
YooperSigs
First it was duck wrangling and now midgets.
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
July 29, 2022, 05:51 PM
wrightd
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene: HA!!!!!
A local casino has a lot of music acts coming through, and they always seem to have the Midget Wrestlers too.
I've never seen the Midget Rasslers, lol, but I've wondered who does buy a ticket, show up and whoop hoot and hollar at the antics. .
A woman, Karen, stomps into the HR Office and pitches a hissy fit.
HR asks her what the problem is.
Karen replies, I'm so mad at that man, he has been sexually harassing me!!!! I want him fired and I want to file a formal complaint and a lawsuit!!!
HR: What happened, and who did it? We must document.
Karen: Well, damn it, he keeps telling me my hair smells nice!!!!!
HR: Hmmm, well, that doesn't sound like sexual harassment. What makes you think it sexual harassment?
Karen: Damn right it's Sexual Harassment! He keeps walking right up to me and telling me how nice my hair smells! It's Keith, the Midget!!!! .
That's pretty good. Very good. HA !!
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