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Drug Dealer |
...and I said to myself: That's a little condescending. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | ||
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Fire begets Fire |
 punny"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein | |||
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I Deal In Lead |
Go to your room... | |||
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Took me reading it twice, I'll admit  The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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Political Cynic |
A dwarf psychic escapes from jail That’s a small medium at large | |||
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| St. Vitus Dance Instructor  |
Never borrow money to any midgets because when it's time for them to pay you back they always come up short. | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
HA!!!!! A local casino has a lot of music acts coming through, and they always seem to have the Midget Wrestlers too. I've never seen the Midget Rasslers, lol, but I've wondered who does buy a ticket, show up and whoop hoot and hollar at the antics. . A woman, Karen, stomps into the HR Office and pitches a hissy fit. HR asks her what the problem is. Karen replies, I'm so mad at that man, he has been sexually harassing me!!!! I want him fired and I want to file a formal complaint and a lawsuit!!! HR: What happened, and who did it? We must document. Karen: Well, damn it, he keeps telling me my hair smells nice!!!!! HR: Hmmm, well, that doesn't sound like sexual harassment. What makes you think it sexual harassment? Karen: Damn right it's Sexual Harassment! He keeps walking right up to me and telling me how nice my hair smells! It's Keith, the Midget!!!! . | |||
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| SIGforum's Indian Off the Reservation  |
You're bad. So, so bad. But I like you.  Mike You can run, but you cannot hide. If you won't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them. | |||
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Void Where Prohibited |
Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies? They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business. What do you call sex with a french midget? Bone a petite. "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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| Just Hanging Around |
See what the hell you started Jim? You should be ashamed. | |||
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| Drug Dealer |
 When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Midgets are the last to know it is raining, but the first to know there is a flood. | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
I rear-ended a car this morning... The start of a really bad day. The driver got out of the other car and he was a dwarf! He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!" I replied, "well which one ARE you then?" That's how the fight started. | |||
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| Political Cynic |
^^^ ha! hadn't heard that one before | |||
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| Retired, laying back and enjoying life  |
I'd add a comment to the thread but the subjects are a little beneath me. Freedom comes from the will of man. In America it is guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment | |||
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First it was duck wrangling and now midgets. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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That's pretty good. Very good. HA !! Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp..._app&utm_name=iossmf ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
What do you call an obese psychic? An extra large medium. | |||
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