My next-door-neighbor to one side just executed the most astonishing wasp remediation I've ever seen.
Had a wasp nest about half again as big as a football about ten feet up in a tree next to our patio.
He rigged a wire snare to a long pole, a line running down, got the opening of a garbage bag around the loop of the snare, stuck the thing up in our tree, got it around the top of the nest, yanked the snare closed, and pulled the whole thing down.
Then ran like hell with pole, bag, nest and all
Wish I'd thought to video it. It was definitely YouTube-worthy
The only one who got stung was me, once, on my shoulder, standing there looking at where the nest had been, several minutes after the nest was taken down. (The bastard - *SWAT* - is dead.)
The wasps in that bag are not happy. Bag's buzzing like a saw and you can see 'em bouncing off the sides.
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
July 21, 2020, 03:54 PM
ZSMICHAEL
What next? Gasoline, explosives, or just put it out at the curb for the garbage guy??
July 21, 2020, 04:03 PM
Jimbo54
I've taken care of a number of wasp nests in the past and would never think of doing that. No way, no how. I always use a long spraying wasp killer and use it at night. No drama that way.
Jim
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July 21, 2020, 04:06 PM
ensigmatic
He used to do forestry work in the wilds of Canada. He says that's the way they took out wasp nests all the time.
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
July 21, 2020, 04:07 PM
bendable
He needs to market that system and sell it to Lori Greenuer on Shark Tank.
The Nest Arrest,
Only $39.99 But wait there's more
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
July 21, 2020, 04:25 PM
nighthawk
I usually hang a brown paper bag near them or a bee hive. To them it looks like a hornet nest, and they all leave. Guess hornets are not good neighbors.
"You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer")
July 21, 2020, 04:43 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
He used to do forestry work in the wilds of Canada. He says that's the way they took out wasp nests all the time.
^^^^^^ That matches up with the Canadians I know. There were a bunch down here when we had professional hockey. It fits with their thinking.
July 21, 2020, 04:59 PM
Sig2340
Is there any BLM or Antifa marches happening in the next few days?
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
July 21, 2020, 05:03 PM
slosig
Took out a nest of paperwasps on a hangar door the other night. That long range spray is the bomb.
July 21, 2020, 05:05 PM
380Swift
Ahh wasps. My 9 year was stung for the first time last weekend. Kid didn't even swell up. How lucky is that?
July 21, 2020, 05:05 PM
Jimbo54
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340: Is there any BLM or Antifa marches happening in the next few days?
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July 21, 2020, 05:06 PM
Fla. Jim
quote:
Originally posted by Green Highlander: That is why you NEED one of these.
Hmmmm how to justify $650.00 for a wasp killer!! When we have no wasp.
July 21, 2020, 05:45 PM
egregore
July 21, 2020, 07:23 PM
Mars_Attacks
I found this hornet's nest on my back porch Friday when I was investigating why there was a full hummingbird feeder.
It's now dead as a hookers dreams.
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Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick.
July 21, 2020, 07:32 PM
elkhunter
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo54: I've taken care of a number of wasp nests in the past and would never think of doing that. No way, no how. I always use a long spraying wasp killer and use it at night. No drama that way.
Jim
This! Have done the same.
July 21, 2020, 10:53 PM
ensigmatic
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340: Is there any BLM or Antifa marches happening in the next few days?
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher