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Floyd D. Barber
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You will buy a Glock.


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver

NRA Life Member

 
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doublesharp
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Circumstances
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Two is one. One is none.


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God spelled backwards is dog
 
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gspdude
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Cholula



 
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V-Tail
אַרְיֵה
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Of course there is a video. Link
I'm cutting you out of my will.


הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
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gw3971
hello darkness
my old friend
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having a dick doesn't make me a porn star...
 
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Rightwire
Coin Sniper
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Don't poke an eagle



Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys

343 - Never Forget

Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat

There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
 
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P-220
Membership has its privileges
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Originally posted by HayesGreener:
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Originally posted by tatortodd:
Racking a shotgun is not terrifying enough for an intruder. It must be done nude and in sight of intruder so they can see the weiner flopping from racking the shotgun. It also must be accompanied by a speech and an empty Vaseline container.

I still haven't figured out hiw to carry the empty Vaseline container - chest rig, fanny pack, or mounted on shotgun?

I must add this pearl to my defensive shotgun lesson plan. Is there a video?
Of course there is a video. Link


Damn you !!!!!! Smile


Niech Zyje P-220

Steve
 
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architect
Optimistic Cynic
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#5 Don't click random video links.
 
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May Tatortodd die the Death Of A Thousand Trololo's!

Ya got me, Son! Big Grin


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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
 
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Johnny 3eagles
Bookers Bourbon
and a good cigar
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FMB for SD.




Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.


NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
 
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YooperSigs
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German lessons.


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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“I think the bottom line in my experience is don’t pick the best round by what the best round to miss with is.”
— jljones



► 6.0/94.0

“I can’t give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.”
— The Wizard of Oz
 
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P229 357SIG Man
#DrainTheSwamp
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That selfie is a real word and is in the dictionary.


P226 9 mm
P229 .357 SIG
Glock 17
AR15 Spikes - Noveske - Daniel Defense Frankenbuild
 
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jljones
Sigforum K9 handler
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It's ok to have Beretta love even on SIGforum. It's never ok to have Taurus love, though.

And there is never Enough with The CAT Pictures.


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fgwilliams1
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Dave Truong is the Man.


GW.
 
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GA Gator
Blinded by
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There are better cigars to smoke than Liga Privada. (Thanks Gator!)


LOL you didn't believe me at the time


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Smart is not something you are but something you get.

Chi Chi, get the yayo
 
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CQB60
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Without pictures, it didn't happen


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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
 
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H&K-Guy
No Compromise
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If you get to page three, and nobody agrees with you, someone is wrong. And that someone is most likely you.

H&K-Guy
 
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tatortodd
Drill Here, Drill Now
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Originally posted by tatortodd:
Of course there is a video. Link
I'm cutting you out of my will.

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Originally posted by P-220:
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Originally posted by tatortodd:
Of course there is a video. Link


Damn you !!!!!! Smile

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Originally posted by architect:
#5 Don't click random video links.

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Originally posted by newtoSig765:
May Tatortodd die the Death Of A Thousand Trololo's!

Ya got me, Son! Big Grin
Big Grin I'm torn on the truth(s) that should be learned:'
  • Never click on a tinyurl link
  • No long-term member who wants to keep his posting rights is going to post a link to a naked wiener flopping shotgun racking video
  • If you click on a video/pic promising TatorTodd's junk then you deserve to be Rick Rolled.
  • All of the above Big Grin


    Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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    Sunset_Va
    Waiting for Hachiko
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    Be prepared to get razzed if you post about a gun with an odd name.

    Also, if you found a new SP2022 for $260, some one will be along and found one for $237 Smile


    美しい犬
     
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