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“ A bizarre incident in Memphis, Tennessee, has left a man with a gunshot wound after he claims his dog accidentally pulled the trigger of a firearm while he was relaxing in bed with a female companion”

https://saraacarter.com/tennes...ot-him-while-in-bed/
 
Posts: 885 | Location: Southeast Tennessee | Registered: September 30, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Who was relaxing in bed with the female companion, the dog or the man? Cool
 
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blame canada
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I can't believe I'm the first to ask if it was a P320....


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Same dog that ate his homework, when he was in school.


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Actually this story made the evening news on tv. .................................. drill sgt.
 
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The gunshot wound was not critical... but he may die of embarrassment.


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He got shot doggy style.



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The suspect:






10 years to retirement! Just waiting!
 
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.....While the female friend allegedly left the scene with the weapon after the incident, police recovered a spent shell casing from the front room floor.

My hunch is his female friend shot him.


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He deserved it. He's a jerk, dog told me.
 
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.....While the female friend allegedly left the scene with the weapon after the incident, police recovered a spent shell casing from the front room floor.

My hunch is his female friend shot him.
Yeah, It's always the bitch, isn't it?

Notice that nothing was said about the species of the "female," is this a cover up?
 
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Jealously is an ugly emotion, even in a dog.


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I can't believe I'm the first to ask if it was a P320....


LOL thats the first thing that hit my mind !
 
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Was he allowed to be in possession of a gun ? Story is suspect. Don't we all lie in bed with a loaded gun, no safety or holster. Maybe put it under our pillow
 
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I've heard of people farting and then blaming the dog... But I can't say I've heard of someone shooting themself and then blaming the dog.

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I put it at about a 50% chance he shot himself, a 49.9% chance the woman shot him, and a 0.1% chance the dog did it.
 
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What is the
soup du jour?

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Been wanting to post this all day. 14th times the charm. Big Grin
 
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