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July 27, 2018, 12:37 PM
Krazeehorse
Friday funny
The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class what do you want to be when you grow up?

Little Kevin says I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply try to continue with the lesson . . . . and how about you, Sarah?

I want to be Kevin's hooker.


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July 27, 2018, 01:17 PM
preten2b
LOL, stolen! I needed that today.


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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
July 27, 2018, 01:44 PM
jhe888
Blow?



The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
July 27, 2018, 08:03 PM
wishfull thinker
quote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
Blow?


He's just a kid; he'll get there. Semper Fi, little man.


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July 27, 2018, 08:51 PM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
Blow?


The kid is a freaking amateur.


Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
July 28, 2018, 09:34 PM
Chris42
Tagged to share.