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The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class what do you want to be when you grow up?

Little Kevin says I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply try to continue with the lesson . . . . and how about you, Sarah?

I want to be Kevin's hooker.


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LOL, stolen! I needed that today.


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Blow?




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Originally posted by jhe888:
Blow?


He's just a kid; he'll get there. Semper Fi, little man.


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Originally posted by jhe888:
Blow?


The kid is a freaking amateur.



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