August 03, 2018, 01:14 AM
bobtheelfZemarcuis Tries to Steal Plane to Attend Rap Concert
quote:
Originally posted by JALLEN:
In the dark.
He probably doesn’t know where the universal key holder is on every plane.
Right above the sun visor, right?
quote:
Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
Just doesn't seem like Zemarcuis really thought this through.
August 03, 2018, 07:44 AM
RichardCZemarcuis Zaphod Devon Beeblebrox Scott
August 03, 2018, 07:47 AM
RAMIUSquote:
Originally posted by LDD:
Could not take off because the last guy who flew the plane unplugged the x-box controller and took it with him.
I'm willing to bet this guy plays a ton of Grand Theft Auto on his Xbox.
August 03, 2018, 09:29 AM
StarTravelerquote:
Originally posted by blueye:
Siri was his co-pilot.
In the unlikely event Siri helped him get off the ground, he would have needed God as his co-pilot for the rest of the flight.
August 03, 2018, 10:13 AM
David Leequote:
Originally posted by reloader-1:
I am definitely not the “soft on crime” type, but this gentleman is obviously mentally challenged.
I don’t know of any other arrests or circumstances that could change my thoughts, but if this is his only incident I believe community service and probation would be appropriate (just based on story). He had zero chance or ability to succeed in doing anything.
Maybe 8 hours of Buck Owens and George Jones songs...
August 03, 2018, 10:39 AM
tacfoleyquote:
Originally posted by reloader-1:
I am definitely not the “soft on crime” type, but this gentleman is obviously mentally challenged.
I don’t know of any other arrests or circumstances that could change my thoughts, but if this is his only incident I believe community service and probation would be appropriate (just based on story). He had zero chance or ability to succeed in doing anything.
Eighteen years old going on eight. I'm betting that the Great Spirit had momentarily turned his back for the second it took for this klutz to pass by the brain-filling machine.
This is the danger of the X-Box - it gives the feeble-minded among us the impression that what they are doing on it is reality.
tac
August 03, 2018, 04:25 PM
sns3guppyquote:
Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
Asked about his lack of training as a pilot, Zemarcuis Devon Scott, 18, allegedly told Texarkana, Ark., police that he didn't believe there was much more to the task than pushing buttons and pulling levers ,
He was right. Pull back to go up, pull back more to come back down.
August 03, 2018, 04:32 PM
TommydoggDamn poleeces holdin him down from receiving his Dawrwin Award! There should be a riot!