This is Time speaking. It is the time change? You cannot change time. Time changes YOU
Foolish mortals! I give you wrinkles for your insolence!
It is not one hour later. You cannot do that. It is the same time now as it was yesterday, and if you find that confusing, it is because I put a curse on you, to make you drowsy this morning, and vaguely unsettled. And surly
Even your pets- your dog, your cat, your goldfish (ok, maybe not your goldfish) know that you cannot change time. You LIE!! They accuse you with their eyes! You are accused by goldfish!
Your coffee will not help you. Plus, April 15th is now closer because of your arrogance and human stupidity! HA!
March 10, 2024, 09:30 AM
ltz400
This message has been edited. Last edited by: ltz400, March 10, 2024 10:44 AM
March 10, 2024, 09:42 AM
bendable
As long as it's on my side , does it matter ?
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
March 10, 2024, 09:42 AM
darthfuster
I’d like to appeal for and extra Saturday every week.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
March 10, 2024, 09:44 AM
SpinZone
You are such a perception.
“We truly live in a wondrous age of stupid.” - 83v45magna
"I think it's important that people understand free speech doesn't mean free from consequences societally or politically or culturally." -Pranjit Kalita, founder and CIO of Birkoa Capital Management
March 10, 2024, 09:49 AM
chbibc
There was one?
----------------------- You can't fall off the floor.
March 10, 2024, 10:05 AM
PASig
I really wish they’d do away with this nonsense.
It screws up young children, my kids will be off for a week or longer now.
March 10, 2024, 10:09 AM
Greymann
March 10, 2024, 10:13 AM
V-Tail
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
March 10, 2024, 10:17 AM
powermad
Oregon is trying to do away with it, just need Washington and California to get on board with it. Screws me up for a few days, dog will be frothing at the mouth driving me nuts when dinner time is delayed for an hour too.
March 10, 2024, 10:19 AM
mcrimm
This change has no effect on my life - I live in Arizona. Every day is the same - warm and sunny.
I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham
March 10, 2024, 10:59 AM
TexasScrub
I kept this information from Siri, and yet she still changed the time on my phone. If she didn't talk to me in that lovely South African accent I'd have gotten rid of her long ago, but alas, she soothes my weary mind.
___________________________ He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
March 10, 2024, 12:30 PM
bendable
Is it in fact five o clock somewhere?
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
March 10, 2024, 12:39 PM
ridewv
Personally I wish they'd just leave DST all year for the extra hour of daylight after 6pm, rather than before 6am.
No car is as much fun to drive, as any motorcycle is to ride.
March 10, 2024, 12:40 PM
WaterburyBob
Time has come today Young hearts can go their way Can't put it off another day I don't care what others say They say we don't listen anyway Time has come today (Hey)
Oh The rules have changed today (hey) I have no place to stay (hey) I'm thinking about the subway (hey) The love has flown away (hey) My tears have come and gone (hey) Oh my Lord, I have to roam (hey) I have no home (hey) I have no home (hey)
Now the time has come (time) There's no place to run (time) I might get burned up by the sun (time) But I had my fun (time) I've been loved and put aside (time) I've been crushed by the tumbling tide (time) And my soul has been psychedelicized (time)
"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
March 10, 2024, 01:15 PM
sigcrazy7
quote:
Originally posted by ridewv: Personally I wish they'd just leave DST all year for the extra hour of daylight after 6pm, rather than before 6am.
Or, instead of requiring the world to play games with the clocks, we could just agree that a workday is 07:00-16:00, forever, and then I wouldn’t be fooling around with every clock twice a year. As for just staying on DST all year, why not stick with something empirical, like the sun being generally overhead at 12:00?
If you really wanted to make me happy, the world would use one time. UTC (GMT), all the time, everywhere. Imagine how much easier it would be if the whole world ran on Zulu! Each time zone would instead be a “work zone,” where the agreed upon workday began at UTC+/-*. Since I’m in the Mountain Time Zone, we’d simply know that Tango time starts our workday at 01:00. I admit that this would take some getting used to since a calendar day would only correspond to an actual day in Greenwich, but I think it wouldn’t take that long to adapt. It’ll never happen, but I can dream. Hell, we can’t even handle the kilometer.
Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus
March 10, 2024, 01:26 PM
Patriot
quote:
Originally posted by ridewv: Personally I wish they'd just leave DST all year for the extra hour of daylight after 6pm, rather than before 6am.
I like this idea too…
_____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth
March 10, 2024, 01:29 PM
wcb6092
Why Daylight Saving Time Messes With Your Brain
To “spring forward” is more damaging to our health than to “fall back,” according to some surprising science.
