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St. Vitus Dance Instructor |
Pups always enjoy a good chew toy. | |||
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The family should sue in cival court for the exact amount raised in the go fund me Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed. | |||
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Eye on the Silver Lining |
And now everyone knows he has no guard dogs for the next week. I’d be annoyed if I were him. __________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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Maybe they're making sure the dogs didn't CONTRACT rabies 10 years to retirement! Just waiting! | |||
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Peace through superior firepower |
I doubt anyone will try to break into that house for a very long time. It's the law.
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I wonder at what point young Mr. Abraha realized he made a very bad choice? If he had to force his way in I'm sure the dogs were barking like mad pit bulls but he decided it was still a good idea to break into the house? I'm guessing it went more like this. Home owner leaves the door unlocked knowing his home is protected and then leaves the premises to go have a beer with the boys. Mr. Abraha can't believe his good fortune of finding a home with unlocked doors to burglarize. He opens the door and slowly steps inside. The dogs hear the door open thinking hey dads home lets go greet him. There had to be a moment there when the dogs realized it was not who they thought and Mr. Abraha realized looking at those dogs for that split second before they were on him just how badly he fucked up. "Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton | |||
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Altitude Minimum |
Otto Sig that’s what I said to my wife. | |||
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Good dogs, here’s a biscuit. “There is love in me the likes of which you’ve never seen. There is rage in me the likes of which should never escape." —Mary Shelley, Frankenstein | |||
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Spinnin' Chain |
Dogs did good. Hope they get home and the owner ensures their safety. I feel more concern for the the doggos'(?) well being than I can ever muster for the family of the perp. I'm certain it hurt for a spell and the perp couldn't wait for the pain to go away while he quit on life. All is good. | |||
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you win the thread --------------------------- My hovercraft is full of eels. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
I bet it isn't long before some hot shot attorney convinces the family of Mr. Dog Food to sue the homeowner for the death. A case that should be thrown right out in the trash. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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half-genius, half-wit |
Ahah! I see you also subscribe to the Gahan Wilson hypothesis. | |||
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That's where the puddle of piss would be. | |||
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Well I for one hope the dogs got credit for clearing the warrants the fine young man had for his arrest. And Stella says "Great job!" Stella 10 mths 2 edited by Jorge Jimenez, on Flickr Because son, it is what you are supposed to do. | |||
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Internet Guru |
Well, this crooks mentor must have failed to mention viscous dogs. | |||
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Instead of a gofundme to enrich the idiot's family, they need a gofundme to pay the cleaning costs in that house. Blood splatters would reach all the way to the ceiling. === I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly. | |||
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Objectively Reasonable |
Around here, they routinely use middle school graduation photos, generally because they're the most recent ones in which the deceased isn't a) throwing gang signs, b) posing with a "Tec-9, y'ear?" or c) standing in front of a wall with height markers. | |||
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Slayer of Agapanthus |
Cleared warrants? Meet the real dog bounty hunters! "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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This warms my heart. Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed. | |||
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Just Hanging Around |
I hope the owner had a Bad Dog sign by the front door. Without a sign, the poor young man would have had no idea how dangerous it was inside the house. | |||
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