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Home Intruder Found Mauled To Death By Homeowners Dogs
October 06, 2021, 08:02 PM
blueyeHome Intruder Found Mauled To Death By Homeowners Dogs
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October 06, 2021, 08:08 PM
ShaqlThe family should sue in cival court for the exact amount raised in the go fund me
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October 06, 2021, 08:21 PM
irreverentAnd now everyone knows he has no guard dogs for the next week. I’d be annoyed if I were him.
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October 06, 2021, 08:28 PM
OttoSigquote:
Originally posted by 1s1k:
The 10 day hold for rabbies is kinda dumb with a dead criminal.
What a terrible way to die though.
Maybe they're making sure the dogs didn't CONTRACT rabies

10 years to retirement! Just waiting! October 06, 2021, 08:32 PM
parabellumquote:
Originally posted by irreverent:
And now everyone knows he has no guard dogs for the next week. I’d be annoyed if I were him.
I doubt anyone will try to break into that house for a very long time.
It's the law.
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“We want to clarify that in accordance with the Georgia Department of Public Health (Rabies Control), the dogs are required by law to remain in quarantine for 10 days without direct contact to other animals or humans,” the update read, according to The Western Journal.
“The confinement must be under the authority of the designated rabies control agency — in this case, Coweta County Animal Services,” the county noted. “Following this quarantine, the owner will be able to retrieve the dogs.”
October 06, 2021, 09:03 PM
lastmanstandingI wonder at what point young Mr. Abraha realized he made a very bad choice? If he had to force his way in I'm sure the dogs were barking like mad pit bulls but he decided it was still a good idea to break into the house?
I'm guessing it went more like this. Home owner leaves the door unlocked knowing his home is protected and then leaves the premises to go have a beer with the boys. Mr. Abraha can't believe his good fortune of finding a home with unlocked doors to burglarize. He opens the door and slowly steps inside. The dogs hear the door open thinking hey dads home lets go greet him. There had to be a moment there when the dogs realized it was not who they thought and Mr. Abraha realized looking at those dogs for that split second before they were on him just how badly he fucked up.
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October 06, 2021, 09:17 PM
BOATTRASH1Otto Sig that’s what I said to my wife.
October 06, 2021, 09:25 PM
RedhookbklynGood dogs, here’s a biscuit.
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October 06, 2021, 09:56 PM
ExpatDogs did good. Hope they get home and the owner ensures their safety.
I feel more concern for the the doggos'(?) well being than I can ever muster for the family of the perp.
I'm certain it hurt for a spell and the perp couldn't wait for the pain to go away while he quit on life. All is good.
October 06, 2021, 10:07 PM
1KPerDayquote:
Originally posted by OttoSig:
quote:
Originally posted by 1s1k:
The 10 day hold for rabbies is kinda dumb with a dead criminal.
What a terrible way to die though.
Maybe they're making sure the dogs didn't CONTRACT rabies
you win the thread
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October 06, 2021, 10:40 PM
RightwireI bet it isn't long before some hot shot attorney convinces the family of Mr. Dog Food to sue the homeowner for the death.
A case that should be thrown right out in the trash.
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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. October 07, 2021, 02:16 AM
tacfoleyquote:
Originally posted by MikeGLI:He was clearly framed. The dogs must have killed him elsewhere but didn't want to be charged, so they dragged him back to their house...which they'd broken out of, and staged the break in.
Ahah! I see you also subscribe to the Gahan Wilson hypothesis.
October 07, 2021, 06:05 AM
ulstermanquote:
I wonder at what point young Mr. Abraha realized he made a very bad choice?
That's where the puddle of piss would be.
October 07, 2021, 06:13 AM
whododatWell I for one hope the dogs got credit for clearing the warrants the fine young man had for his arrest.
And Stella says "Great job!"
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Because son, it is what you are supposed to do.
October 07, 2021, 08:07 AM
bdylanWell, this crooks mentor must have failed to mention viscous dogs.
October 07, 2021, 08:11 AM
whanson_wiInstead of a gofundme to enrich the idiot's family, they need a gofundme to pay the cleaning costs in that house. Blood splatters would reach all the way to the ceiling.
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October 07, 2021, 08:59 AM
DennisMquote:
Originally posted by thumperfbc:
Isn’t it “funny” how they lead with the graduation photo that is several years old instead of the clearly more recent photo at the end of the article.
Around here, they routinely use middle school graduation photos, generally because they're the most recent ones in which the deceased isn't a) throwing gang signs, b) posing with a "Tec-9, y'ear?" or c) standing in front of a wall with height markers.
October 07, 2021, 09:35 AM
mr kablammoCleared warrants? Meet the real dog bounty hunters!
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October 07, 2021, 09:49 AM
Shaqlquote:
There had to be a moment there when the dogs realized it was not who they thought and Mr. Abraha realized looking at those dogs for that split second before they were on him just how badly he fucked up
This warms my heart.
Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed.
Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists.
Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed.
October 07, 2021, 10:26 AM
MuddflapI hope the owner had a Bad Dog sign by the front door.
Without a sign, the poor young man would have had no idea how dangerous it was inside the house.