▪ IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A "JOGGING" TRAIL, JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
▪ RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
▪ I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 25 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
▪ WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?
▪ WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.
▪ BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
▪ LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.
▪ VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!
▪ I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY"? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"
▪ IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
▪ IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.
▪ MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.
▪ SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
▪ WE OWE ILLEGALS NOTHING -- WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.
▪ CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
▪ I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
▪ A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - - NOTHING.

Two choices, laugh as it was intended or complain about the cap lock. I copied and pasted and and not going to rewrite it.

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Some good meme material there.

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▪ I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.

NO SHIT!

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▪ VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!

The only vegetable I really like is tobacco.

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The only vegetable I really like is tobacco.

Isn't bacon a vegetable?

Well, I reckon that grass would be considered a vegetable.

Humans don't digest grass very well, but cows do.

Cows eat grass and convert it into beef.

Therefore, whenever I eat a steak, hamburger, etc. I am eating grass which has been converted into beef.

So, by eating beef I'm being a vegetarian.

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Originally posted by Yellow Jacket:
Well, I reckon that grass would be considered a vegetable.

Humans don't digest grass very well, but cows do.

Cows eat grass and convert it into beef.

Therefore, whenever I eat a steak, hamburger, etc. I am eating grass which has been converted into beef.

So, by eating beef I'm being a vegetarian.

Yep beef is just highly concentrated grass. You're a super vegitarian, congrats!