Need help: What do do with an 8oz bag of imitation lobster meat... (UPDATE in first post)

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January 16, 2019, 08:15 PM

MPB

Need help: What do do with an 8oz bag of imitation lobster meat... (UPDATE in first post)

quote:
Originally posted by BigJoe:
Lobster rolls, or lobster bisque!

I'd vote for lobster rolls.

January 16, 2019, 08:29 PM

Cousin Vinnie

The cat may eat it?? Or turn it's nose up at it. That imitation lobster is TERRIBLE! I'm starting to dry heave thinking about it......

January 16, 2019, 08:53 PM

Bob at the Beach

quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
What is imitation lobster actually made of?

I think it’s like “a hotdog of the sea”
You wouldn’t want to see it made, but it tastes so good.
Surimi et al

January 16, 2019, 09:10 PM

jimmy123x

quote:
Originally posted by Bob at the Beach:
quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
What is imitation lobster actually made of?

I think it’s like “a hotdog of the sea”
You wouldn’t want to see it made, but it tastes so good.
Surimi et al

A fish that is usually unsaleable otherwise. Typically Pollack.

January 16, 2019, 09:50 PM

Bassamatic

I've tried it, along with imitation crab legs.

Give it to the dog.

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January 16, 2019, 09:57 PM

MikeinNC

Build a catapult,
Place the “imitation” lobstah on the tray
Sling it into orbit

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January 17, 2019, 06:20 AM

RAMIUS

Walk over to your trash can. Open the lid. Put it in the trash can.

Take some real food from the fridge and eat it. Preferably a steak.

January 17, 2019, 08:21 AM

mark123

quote:
Originally posted by RAMIUS:
Walk over to your trash can. Open the lid. Put it in the trash can.

Take some real food from the fridge and eat it. Preferably a steak.

Sounds like wise advice.

He said he hates to waste it though.

January 17, 2019, 08:49 AM

KurtZ66

quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
1 package of cream cheese softened
1 small container of shrimp cocktail sauce
imitation lobster meat
a few green onions diced

Combine ingredients in bowl, mix well - serve on crackers. Good stuff!

This.

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January 17, 2019, 09:00 AM

Georgeair

quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
What is imitation lobster actually made of?

Centrifuged white fish parts-is-parts forced through tiny holes at outside of the giant spinning circle of shitty fish.

Thus, toss it and never buy again.

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January 17, 2019, 10:01 AM

V-Tail

Has anybody mentioned mac & cheese? Couple dashes of Frank’s hot sauce couldn’t hurt.

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January 17, 2019, 01:16 PM

Jimbo54

If we had to eat it, we probably would add it to a salad like we do with real crab.

Jim

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January 17, 2019, 01:34 PM

swordsmn

quote:
giant spinning circle of shitty fish

If thread now morphs to McRibs I will be upset

January 17, 2019, 01:49 PM

Southflorida-law

Can you pronounce all of the ingredients and do any of the ingredients mention "Artificial Lobster Flavor"?

I would toss it in the trash, unless you enjoy the possibility of explosive diarrhea.

January 17, 2019, 01:51 PM

RAMIUS

quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
quote:
Originally posted by RAMIUS:
Walk over to your trash can. Open the lid. Put it in the trash can.

Take some real food from the fridge and eat it. Preferably a steak.
Sounds like wise advice. He said he hates to waste it though.

He said he doesn't like to waste food. That ain't food.