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August 05, 2017, 01:17 PM
2000Z-71
You know it's going to be an eventful encounter when...
Your patient checks into triage wearing nothing but a pair of sneakers, a garbage bag and Mardi Gras beads...



My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
August 05, 2017, 01:24 PM
Gustofer
Was she hawt?


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August 05, 2017, 01:24 PM
SigLaw
All I got is "yuck", I cannot see that ending well.


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August 05, 2017, 01:33 PM
2000Z-71
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
Was she hawt?

No, he wasn't.



My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
August 05, 2017, 01:34 PM
Gustofer
quote:
Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
Was she hawt?

No, he wasn't.

Big Grin

Sometimes I really miss working in the ER, others? Not so much.


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August 05, 2017, 01:41 PM
arfmel
Perhaps not hot, but likely sweaty
August 05, 2017, 01:56 PM
ulsterman
"But Sarge, I just had my car cleaned. Why can't they go in your car?"

"Because I'm the Sgt."
August 05, 2017, 02:37 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
Your patient checks into triage wearing nothing but a pair of sneakers, a garbage bag and Mardi Gras beads...


And the presenting complaint was????
August 05, 2017, 03:17 PM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:Was she hawt?
No, he wasn't.
That's OK, we don't really need pictures after all.


הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
August 05, 2017, 03:21 PM
Jim Shugart
From my days of working in hospitals: The people you get to see nekid aren't the ones you wanna see nekid. Frown


When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
August 05, 2017, 03:26 PM
cooger
So was he wearing the bag on his head?
August 05, 2017, 03:28 PM
arfmel
quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
quote:
Your patient checks into triage wearing nothing but a pair of sneakers, a garbage bag and Mardi Gras beads...


And the presenting complaint was????



Bromhidrosis maybe
August 05, 2017, 04:15 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
Bromhidrosis maybe


I am sure that was one of the symptoms noted, but typically these individuals have a diminished olfactory system. Was thinking substance abuse might be a possibility.
August 05, 2017, 04:57 PM
thumperfbc
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
From my days of working in hospitals: The people you get to see nekid aren't the ones you wanna see nekid. Frown


This statement also holds true for those of us who work in jails.
August 05, 2017, 08:21 PM
rburg
Yuck. I just had cataract surgery. I was joking with the surgeon that I would like the xray vision option. I mean at $3315 per eye, I might as well go all out. So the day following the operation, I go back so they can remove the bandages. The aide or whatever really could have played offensive line. She was that big. Its when I realized the request for superman type vision was foolish.

Edited to add: if you want to see nekkidness, go to a titty bar. Those girls are selected to not offend.


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August 05, 2017, 08:43 PM
Icabod
Gomer 4?


Gomer "Get Out of My Emergency Room"

After the tectal exam, you put a piece of fecal matter on the upper lip. Then count the number of days it takes for it to be removed


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August 05, 2017, 10:04 PM
henryaz
 
My wife was a Park Police officer in Montgomery County MD. One night (parks close at sunset), she encountered a guy wearing a g-string and combat boots (nothing else), parading around the park.
 
August 06, 2017, 08:00 AM
MikeinNC
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
From my days of working in hospitals: The people you get to see nekid aren't the ones you wanna see nekid. Frown


That's how it is in policing too....


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August 09, 2017, 09:51 AM
BamaJeepster
Saw this today Smile




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