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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
Your patient checks into triage wearing nothing but a pair of sneakers, a garbage bag and Mardi Gras beads... My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | ||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
Was she hawt? ________________________________________________________ It is long past time for a Convention of States. The Founding Fathers gave us this tool to fix an out of control government and we need to use it. | |||
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| Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.  |
All I got is "yuck", I cannot see that ending well. ________________________ "Don't mistake activity for achievement." John Wooden, "Wooden on Leadership" | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing |
No, he wasn't. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss |
 Sometimes I really miss working in the ER, others? Not so much. ________________________________________________________ It is long past time for a Convention of States. The Founding Fathers gave us this tool to fix an out of control government and we need to use it. | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
Perhaps not hot, but likely sweaty | |||
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| Member |
"But Sarge, I just had my car cleaned. Why can't they go in your car?" "Because I'm the Sgt." | |||
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| Member |
And the presenting complaint was???? | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
That's OK, we don't really need pictures after all. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Drug Dealer |
From my days of working in hospitals: The people you get to see nekid aren't the ones you wanna see nekid.  When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Member |
So was he wearing the bag on his head? | |||
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| Not really from Vienna |
Bromhidrosis maybe | |||
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| Member |
I am sure that was one of the symptoms noted, but typically these individuals have a diminished olfactory system. Was thinking substance abuse might be a possibility. | |||
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| Team Apathy |
This statement also holds true for those of us who work in jails. | |||
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| Non-Miscreant |
Yuck. I just had cataract surgery. I was joking with the surgeon that I would like the xray vision option. I mean at $3315 per eye, I might as well go all out. So the day following the operation, I go back so they can remove the bandages. The aide or whatever really could have played offensive line. She was that big. Its when I realized the request for superman type vision was foolish. Edited to add: if you want to see nekkidness, go to a titty bar. Those girls are selected to not offend. Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Corgis Rock |
Gomer 4? Gomer "Get Out of My Emergency Room" After the tectal exam, you put a piece of fecal matter on the upper lip. Then count the number of days it takes for it to be removed “ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. | |||
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member |
My wife was a Park Police officer in Montgomery County MD. One night (parks close at sunset), she encountered a guy wearing a g-string and combat boots (nothing else), parading around the park. | |||
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semi-reformed sailor |
That's how it is in policing too.... “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “ in my opinion, anything that we can do to trigger a potential aneurysm in a leftist is a good thing and worth doing” nhtagmember 2025 | |||
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Info Guru |
Saw this today   “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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