Hep A through Z is not for me.

Now, if I have method of retrieving, and fully sanitizing said valuable pooperty, then monetary amount might be in the $100 or less.

Otherwise, it would have to be either very high dollar, like approaching 6 digitals, or irreplaceable and most sentimental of objects.

Yeah. I can fling it, but I can't take it.

What a shitty choice. I guess I'll choose option #2.

My issue would be with the pathogens in the feces. Without PPE, I'm not risking a life altering illness. Otherwise, as Mike points out, shit does wash off.

If this is some kinda job karma, thank you for the opportunity but I'm going to pass.

When I was in my early 20's and working for a speedy delivery service in downtown San Francisco, the dispatcher took a dump and then proceeded to drop his keys in the toilet. We thought that was hilarious.

I was chosen to be Col. Urinal during basic training. It became my sworn duty to maintain a spotless latrine. So I have the training and experience to dookie dive, but not the desire.

One of my wife's best friends dropped her nearly brand new iPhone into a porta potty about 6-7 years ago. And she grabbed it. Much to everyone's surprise, the phone kept working and never showed any sign of liquid damages.

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Originally posted by holdem:
One of my wife's best friends dropped her nearly brand new iPhone into a porta potty about 6-7 years ago. And she grabbed it. Much to everyone's surprise, the phone kept working and never showed any sign of liquid damages.

I'd grab it if it's on top of the crap

but arm deep -- yeah that ain't happening

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