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My dad was a plumber, he told me one day after he stole me from school to go work on a job, “there’s good money in shit”. He then lowered the hook I was attached to with a torch to burn the roaches and then a 1” hp waterline to flush off the sewage pump while I attached a rope to it .... Getting shit on me doesn’t bother me...I know it washes off...but that blue perfume won’t "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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A Grateful American |
Hep A through Z is not for me. Now, if I have method of retrieving, and fully sanitizing said valuable pooperty, then monetary amount might be in the $100 or less. Otherwise, it would have to be either very high dollar, like approaching 6 digitals, or irreplaceable and most sentimental of objects. Yeah. I can fling it, but I can't take it. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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What a shitty choice. I guess I'll choose option #2. No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain | |||
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| Internet Guru |
My issue would be with the pathogens in the feces. Without PPE, I'm not risking a life altering illness. Otherwise, as Mike points out, shit does wash off. | |||
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If this is some kinda job karma, thank you for the opportunity but I'm going to pass. | |||
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When I was in my early 20's and working for a speedy delivery service in downtown San Francisco, the dispatcher took a dump and then proceeded to drop his keys in the toilet. We thought that was hilarious. --------------- Gary Will Fly for Food... and more Ammo Mosquito Lubrication Video If Guns Cause Crime, Mine Are Defective.... Ted Nugent | |||
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I was chosen to be Col. Urinal during basic training. It became my sworn duty to maintain a spotless latrine. So I have the training and experience to dookie dive, but not the desire. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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One of my wife's best friends dropped her nearly brand new iPhone into a porta potty about 6-7 years ago. And she grabbed it. Much to everyone's surprise, the phone kept working and never showed any sign of liquid damages. | |||
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PLO? (Permanent Latrine Orderly) ETA: No Time For SergeantsThis message has been edited. Last edited by: synthplayer, I found what you said riveting. | |||
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I'd grab it if it's on top of the crap but arm deep -- yeah that ain't happening ---------------------------------- Proverbs 27:17 - As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. | |||
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