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Florida man arrested after allegedly shoving steaks worth more than $50 down his pants
August 20, 2019, 01:43 PM
V-TailFlorida man arrested after allegedly shoving steaks worth more than $50 down his pants
Florida Man is in the news again.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/flo...teaks-down-his-pantsAnd again:
Naked Florida bicyclist stole underwear from sex shop, cops allege
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים August 20, 2019, 01:46 PM
darthfuster50.00 worth of meat in his pants. There has to be a juvenile joke in there somewhere...
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier August 20, 2019, 01:47 PM
RichardC"The steaks were recovered but weren't allowed back on store shelves."
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
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August 20, 2019, 01:50 PM
az4783054was it bone in?
August 20, 2019, 01:55 PM
architectJust feeding the old alligator!
August 20, 2019, 01:58 PM
oddballMust have been from Delta House.
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August 20, 2019, 02:11 PM
DaveLI worked at Publix for six years - things like this were depressingly common.
August 20, 2019, 02:13 PM
SigfestMaybe he should have tried for the rope sausage.
August 20, 2019, 02:48 PM
sigmonkeyWife: "I said, go to the grocery and get
pepper steak!"
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! August 20, 2019, 02:53 PM
highroundcountThat's one BBQ where it might be prudent to ask for your steak to be well done.
"And I think about my loves,well I've had a few. Well,I'm sorry that I hurt them, did I hurt you too" I Was Wrong--Social D.
August 20, 2019, 02:57 PM
ArtieSDon Lemon Steak!
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Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
August 20, 2019, 03:11 PM
2AdefenderThis made Fox News? Must be a pretty slow news day.
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August 20, 2019, 03:20 PM
PHPaulSteak(s) plural? Must've been cheap cuts to only come to $50. Was his name Chuck by any chance?
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
August 20, 2019, 04:11 PM
bendablesaw it happen in Mesa, 15 years ago,
drunk Mexican grandpa,
told the manager ,
manager reached in the guys pants and got them out, had to toss them in the trash.
so then grandpa goes and gets a thirty dollar
bottle of scotch ,
I figured since they did not call the cops or toss him from the store , they did not care
so he drank good that afternoon
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
August 20, 2019, 05:00 PM
CoolRich59I would’ve liked to have been there when the arresting officer said “Where’s the beef!?”
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