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Florida Man is in the news again. https://www.foxnews.com/us/flo...teaks-down-his-pants And again: Naked Florida bicyclist stole underwear from sex shop, cops allege הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | ||
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delicately calloused |
50.00 worth of meat in his pants. There has to be a juvenile joke in there somewhere... You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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"The steaks were recovered but weren't allowed back on store shelves." Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure ____________________ | |||
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was it bone in? | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
Just feeding the old alligator! | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
Must have been from Delta House.  "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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I worked at Publix for six years - things like this were depressingly common. | |||
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| Man Once Child Twice |
Maybe he should have tried for the rope sausage.  | |||
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A Grateful American |
Wife: "I said, go to the grocery and get pepper steak!" "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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That's one BBQ where it might be prudent to ask for your steak to be well done. ___________________________________Sigforum - port in the fake news storm.____________Be kind to the Homeless. A lot of us are one bad decision away from there. | |||
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Age Quod Agis |
Don Lemon Steak! "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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Chilihead and Barbeque Aficionado |
This made Fox News? Must be a pretty slow news day. _________________________ 2nd Amendment Defender The Second Amendment is not about hunting or sport shooting. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
Steak(s) plural? Must've been cheap cuts to only come to $50. Was his name Chuck by any chance? Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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saw it happen in Mesa, 15 years ago, drunk Mexican grandpa, told the manager , manager reached in the guys pants and got them out, had to toss them in the trash. so then grandpa goes and gets a thirty dollar bottle of scotch , I figured since they did not call the cops or toss him from the store , they did not care so he drank good that afternoon Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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I would’ve liked to have been there when the arresting officer said “Where’s the beef!?” _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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