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Mattel Corp. has updated the "Ken" doll. Now you have your choice of "douchebag," Man-Bun, Living-in-Dad's-Basement and MSNBC anchor (I swear it looks like Macho Madcow).  You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless. NRA Benefactor/Patriot Member | ||
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When the product fails, and it will fail, you'll be happy to watch it follow the course of all failed products in a healthy-capitalist society. In the garbage heap of bad products. “The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken | |||
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Still finding my way |
The USA is doomed because of a metrosexual Ken doll? | |||
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It seems we're much more vulnerable than we thought. | |||
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The Joy Maker |
Hasn't Ken always been something of a closet twink anyway? I'm not up on the whole Barbie lore, but he's never been like Captain Badass, right? This is just currently what a gay guy seeking a beard looks like. This isn't the harbinger of doom for the Free World. It's not even the appetizer. If this is a sign of our end, then we had it coming. 
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Not really from Vienna |
I simply adore their guyliner | |||
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GI Joe is still Barbie's go to guy.  | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Damn, man. Could you make the pic any larger? It's too tiny. Q | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
Dang Russians!   Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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| Mired in the Fog of Lucidity |
I'm not sure these Ken dolls are even interested in Barbie. | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
Now we know who did it.  SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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"Closet twink." I can't recall ever seeing Soldier Ken, Pilot Ken, | |||
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Every time I see a man bun, I want to slap it off the guy's head. I HATE that shit. | |||
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... even the pathetic attempts at the man bun or a twinkly pony tail. My little pony enthusiast I usually ask to be met with a lack of understanding stare into the headlights. In my immediate neighborhood of fair Kirkland, man buns are predominant in the hospitality industry. The things is, from my point of view, they are, for the most, all douchebags. But i do know now what I can buy these twunts for their birthday. If I can even be bothered ... We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin. "If anyone in this country doesn't minimise their tax, they want their head read, because as a government, you are not spending it that well, that we should be donating extra...: Kerry Packer SIGForum: the island of reality in an ocean of diarrhoea. | |||
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Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8QKK5IDSXE "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts." Sherlock Holmes | |||
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and that's the positive spin I should be tall and rich too; That ain't gonna happen either | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
Where's the "beer belly" Ken? Some guys have six-packs, most of us are sportin' a keg! | |||
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Source for accessories? You know, like strap-ons and such. Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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| The Constable |
In the early 80's they did an "alternative lifestyle" Ken called Earring Magic Ken. So we already know where Ken is coming from. | |||
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