Mattel Corp. has updated the "Ken" doll. Now you have your choice of "douchebag," Man-Bun, Living-in-Dad's-Basement and MSNBC anchor (I swear it looks like Macho Madcow).
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June 21, 2017, 09:06 AM
Veeper
When the product fails, and it will fail, you'll be happy to watch it follow the course of all failed products in a healthy-capitalist society.
In the garbage heap of bad products.
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June 21, 2017, 09:29 AM
Ryanp225
The USA is doomed because of a metrosexual Ken doll?
June 21, 2017, 09:37 AM
RAMIUS
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Originally posted by Ryanp225: The USA is doomed because of a metrosexual Ken doll?
It seems we're much more vulnerable than we thought.
June 21, 2017, 09:41 AM
airsoft guy
Hasn't Ken always been something of a closet twink anyway? I'm not up on the whole Barbie lore, but he's never been like Captain Badass, right? This is just currently what a gay guy seeking a beard looks like. This isn't the harbinger of doom for the Free World. It's not even the appetizer. If this is a sign of our end, then we had it coming.
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Originally posted by Will938: If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
June 21, 2017, 09:45 AM
arfmel
I simply adore their guyliner
June 21, 2017, 09:57 AM
Leemur
GI Joe is still Barbie's go to guy.
June 21, 2017, 10:01 AM
12131
Damn, man. Could you make the pic any larger? It's too tiny.
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June 21, 2017, 10:03 AM
Hound Dog
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Originally posted by RAMIUS:
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Originally posted by Ryanp225: The USA is doomed because of a metrosexual Ken doll?
It seems we're much more vulnerable than we thought.
Dang Russians!
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June 21, 2017, 10:19 AM
Sigmanic
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GI Joe is still Barbie's go to guy.
I'm not sure these Ken dolls are even interested in Barbie.
June 21, 2017, 11:45 AM
Hamden106
Now we know who did it.
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June 21, 2017, 11:50 AM
egregore
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Originally posted by airsoft guy: Hasn't Ken always been something of a closet twink anyway? I'm not up on the whole Barbie lore, but he's never been like Captain Badass, right? ...
"Closet twink."
I can't recall ever seeing Soldier Ken, Pilot Ken, Fireman Firefighter Ken, come to think of it. You have to go to G.I. Joe or something for that.
June 21, 2017, 11:52 AM
Ironmike57
Every time I see a man bun, I want to slap it off the guy's head. I HATE that shit.
June 21, 2017, 12:32 PM
cjevans
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Originally posted by Ironmike57: Every time I see a man bun, I want to slap it off the guy's head. I HATE that shit.
... even the pathetic attempts at the man bun or a twinkly pony tail. My little pony enthusiast I usually ask to be met with a lack of understanding stare into the headlights.
In my immediate neighborhood of fair Kirkland, man buns are predominant in the hospitality industry. The things is, from my point of view, they are, for the most, all douchebags.
But i do know now what I can buy these twunts for their birthday.
If I can even be bothered ...
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June 21, 2017, 12:50 PM
JimTheo
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Originally posted by Ryanp225: The USA is doomed because of a metrosexual Ken doll?
and that's the positive spin
I should be tall and rich too; That ain't gonna happen either
June 21, 2017, 12:52 PM
architect
Where's the "beer belly" Ken?
Some guys have six-packs, most of us are sportin' a keg!
June 21, 2017, 06:27 PM
Ripley
Source for accessories? You know, like strap-ons and such.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
June 21, 2017, 06:45 PM
egregore
June 21, 2017, 07:52 PM
FN in MT
In the early 80's they did an "alternative lifestyle" Ken called Earring Magic Ken. So we already know where Ken is coming from.
