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Originally posted by pbramlett:
Its a nano wand.

nano wand

Some natural mineral radiation marshall applewhite heavens gate bullshit.

Someone probably gave it to you as a gift.

Whoda thunk it?

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Features: 1). To discharge energy blockages in our body 2). To clear the distortions in our Bio energetic field 3). Facilitate the body's (self) healing 4). To energize the foods and liquids thereby increasing potency 5). On pets and plants to supplement energy deficiency 6). To balance & energize the body imbalances 7). To help others from aches, pains and other ailments 8). To energize the environment in which we live

Sounds pretty impressive, I should order some.

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Originally posted by pbramlett:
Its a nano wand.

“Everything is energy ... Quantum physics showed that the energy in the universe. Humans, plants, animals, earth energy fields, and the rest of Space provides an interface that connects us all. Our unique proprietary process using the tools of the future is made of a special combination of mineral particles Technology: fusion technology is required by our body (rear) ensure that the universal life force energy to the source. Bio-spirited FIELDS - every creature has a special structure. Bio human body has been made with the possibility of subtle biological energy and power to give strength to the biological field. Interference with the flow of energy balance is critical to health and wellness. Kio Hiraku new method for diagnosis and treatment, as an organ of our body function interdependently to unlock the secrets of an independent bio-energy sector.”

Got that?

That's not a genuine "nano wand".
The case is not embossed with the name.
A cheap knock-off.
Insist on the original.

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Originally posted by Patrick-SP2022:
That's not a genuine "nano wand".
The case is not embossed with the name.
A cheap knock-off.
Insist on the original.

Nope. It's an original version! You see, buyers complained they could not remember WTF it was or WTF it was used for. So they added the embossing on the leather so buyers would be reminded WTF they had.

There are ongoing discussions about adding the name to the Nano Wand itself. Buyers tend to lose the leather case.

It's a big kerfluffel between the marketing and production people. Production says engraving the name will screw up the "balance" of the elements within, and could result in outright world chaos. Marketing says it does not much matter if people don't know WTF it is.

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Originally posted by pbramlett:
Its a nano wand.

nano wand

Some natural mineral radiation marshall applewhite heavens gate bullshit.

Someone probably gave it to you as a gift.

THANKS!

That’s sure what it looks like. Not my Nano Wand, though. It belongs to another of the old goats. He’s married to a liberal. Probably one of her patchouli-scented elderly hippy-chick friends gave it to her to help her decide what to order for lunch.

Female Pygmy pleasuring tool

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Originally posted by cas:
Pocket urethral sound.

A Urethral Franklin?

Pretty good amazon review:

“At first I was very skeptical of any "energy healing" product that would ship out wrapped in the cut and sewn skin of an animal that was raised for slaughter, but the true genius of this policy has become clear over time. You see, within days of receipt, the leather slipcover began to wriggle, grow, and bleed. This process of rejuvenation has continued, and I am now the proud owner of a tiny cow, perfectly formed and very healthy, which stands 4 5/8 inches tall at the shoulder. The tiny moos when she needs to be milked are adorable! I have named her Scammy.”

Amazing that someone here could identify that article as a nano wand.

More amazing that someone anywhere actually bought one of them.

And wouldn't you know it...Amazon carries them!!!

I was going to say it’s a female diddle pen. When the female felt like diddling.

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Originally posted by cas:
Pocket urethral sound.

He: "I can't hear shit."
Her: "Wrong hole."

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Originally posted by arfmel:
Pretty good amazon review:

“At first I was very skeptical of any "energy healing" product that would ship out wrapped in the cut and sewn skin of an animal that was raised for slaughter, but the true genius of this policy has become clear over time. You see, within days of receipt, the leather slipcover began to wriggle, grow, and bleed. This process of rejuvenation has continued, and I am now the proud owner of a tiny cow, perfectly formed and very healthy, which stands 4 5/8 inches tall at the shoulder. The tiny moos when she needs to be milked are adorable! I have named her Scammy.”

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Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
Amazing that someone here could identify that article as a nano wand.

More amazing that someone anywhere actually bought one of them.

Scary thought. Maybe someone here knew what it was because they bought one.

Kubotan

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nano wand

The Nano Wand isn't as effective as the Quantum Energy Pendant, when the pendant is infused with Scalar Energy...

Scalar Energy proposes getting energy from nothing - energy from vacuum. It is also called zero point energy.

Scalar energy was discovered in the 19th century (theory and practical); however its uses towards the human body have only come to existence over the past few years. Scalar energy not only protects the body from the effect of harmful radiation, but it also enhances the body's energy level of each cell, bio electric field and may stop the spread of harmful diseases like cancer.

So you need the pendant to activate the rhythm benefits of the nano wand to the full extent, otherwise a death star will move into a phased earth orbit and unleash a blast of anal penetration rays into your pants from which the wand cannot protect you alone.

You must use the Pendant....

The Pendants inherent energy creates an electronic force field around your anus and will reject the death star penetration attempt.



Life saving Quantum Energy Pendant

GORT, Klaatu barada Nitko!!
So did you or the misses recall where it came from?

Looks like something one of the Pulp Fiction pawnshop rednecks would have at the ready.