My dear wife has informed me that she is planning a get together for new year's eve. If it turns out like the Thanksgiving Day's massacre, I expect a group of 10-15 Dems attending. Only one Trump supporter in the group---moi.

On Thanksgiving Day, after holding my piece trying to be a gracious host, there came a time when I couldn't hold it any longer and reached my peak. They left shortly after which surprised me because the tone of my voice was, as usual, like soft elevator music.

So to expound on my graciousness I have decided to create in a corner of my house a Trump High Blood Pressure Safe Space for them.

It will have a BP machine, a nice comfortable chair, warm lighting, Black Death music, an assortment of HBP pills (amlodipine, lisinopril, hydrochlorothiazide), rum, vodka, whiskey, wine, bath salts with Bic lighter and a late 19th century bottle of lithium.

Is there anything else I'm missing?

15 of YOUR friends who just happen to be Trump supporters.

A revolver and box of ammo to go with it?

SigForum meet & greet - bring a covered dish. Based on some recipes I see here you'll eat well.
CCW optional/OC required.......

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On Thanksgiving Day, after holding my piece trying to be a gracious host, there came a time when I couldn't hold it any longer and reached my peak. They left shortly after which surprised me because the tone of my voice was, as usual, like soft elevator music.

The truth cuts to the bone. Well done!

Friends are friends regardless. ..... I don't talk politics, finances, religion or about my military views....

Perhaps a scarificator? Bleeding and cupping utensils? Leeches for the squeamish?

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Friends are friends

Sure. Certainly. Indubitable.

But, man, they cannot miss an opportunity to "share" their views.

It's an obsession, the reason for the lithium. Btw, also have an early 20th century bottle of strychnine but thinking that it might be overkill.

Good suggestions, all.

It should be a night to remember. Bail bond money ready.

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Originally posted by jehzsa:
Is there anything else I'm missing?

I told the pastor long ago, "this is why men have garages." He grinned with understanding.

He and Mrs were less-than-enthused when I [mistakenly] continued: "If I had a more comfortable chair there, I'd spend more time there." Oops.

Negan's Louisville Slugger.

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this is why men have garages

TOVARICH!

But mine's filled to the tits with stuff placed there from last March's flooding. Barely space to walk.

The attic is a possibility, though.

Wait. How 'bout sending them all to the attic? No fireworks, of course.

An AK47 and mags of cheap Tul ammo to fire into the sky at
midnight?

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Originally posted by jehzsa:

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this is why men have garages

TOVARICH!

But mine's filled to the tits with stuff placed there from last March's flooding. Barely space to walk.

The attic is a possibility, though.

Perhaps rent the local Lions Club or community center, and send the wife and friends over there? Then you get the whole house to yourself!

Sig Forum Florida members gun cleaning at your house?

Some reading for them:




Some well placed party decorations in the house:












And some plain old adult reality decorations:

Maybe a little surreptitious use of Ipecac Syrup could get you out of the festivities without falling afoul of Mrs. Jehzsa (or long lasting issues for that matter).

Hang a sign on the front door stating to leave your politics outside if you want to enter.

I noticed at Thanksgiving that us Trump supporters kept our politics to ourselves and tried to enjoy the meal and time with the family. A few of the democrats however always have to try and start trouble.