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Apparently, being struck by lightning kills your sense of humor dead

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December 05, 2022, 01:42 PM
SIGnified
Apparently, being struck by lightning kills your sense of humor dead
Thanks fellas… I think I’ll walk on the other block and just meet you there. Buena suerté!





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~Robert A. Heinlein
December 06, 2022, 01:04 PM
slabsides45
I mentioned this story to my wife yesterday, following up with a litany of complaints about the way this country has gotten softer than the sta puff marshmallow man's gut. Then an eyeroll that induced seizures...


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December 06, 2022, 01:07 PM
jhe888
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Originally posted by egregore:
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Lightning Strike and Electric Shock Survivors International

I had no idea such a thing existed. I'm sure getting electrocuted is a traumatic event, but a support group? Confused


Who else is going to object to lightning strike jokes?




The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
December 06, 2022, 01:09 PM
jhe888
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Originally posted by Bassamatic:
Shoot, I find it amazing that someone could even survive a lighting strike.

Two years ago, a storm blew thru our area at night. A bolt of lighting struck a mature oak tree that was about two hundred feet from the house. The crack was so loud the wife and I both sat straight up in bed, saying... WTF?

The next morning I walked over to the tree to take a look. This was a big oak, about 2.5 feet diameter at the base. The top one third of that tree was completely gone, lying down a ravine a ways away. The rest of the tree had what looked like a 12 inch slice taken out all the way down to the base. Like if you ran it through a sawmill. Damdest thing I ever saw.


People survive because the duration of the shock is microseconds.




The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
December 06, 2022, 01:27 PM
HRK
We truly are a nation of the offended, it's social media, giving obscure groups and the odd person a pulpit from which to bitch, preach or condemn.

Any who:

Years ago lighting hit a couple of doors down, I was standing in the garage, reaching out to turn off a water hose/sprinkler since it was raining, got a hit off it, jumped from the sprinkler bib to my finger tip, wasn't even touching the handle, probably an inch or two from it, burned and left a little spot, some tingling in the arm for a while and it wasn't even close to me...

This year a young mother lost her life waiting for her youngest daughter to walk to her across a school crossing.

They were just waiting at the cross walk for her other daughter to get out of elementary school, a storm rolled in fast, as they do in Florida, there were plenty of people around this area, I've picked up my daughter and granddaughter there, it's nothing especially attractive of a lightning strike other than the Oak trees that have been there for many many years...

You never know....

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