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"Burn his house down"

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April 27, 2017, 08:01 AM
cne32507
"Burn his house down"
Wednesdays, wife plays golf at 9:00 with the girls and I play at 10:30 with the guys. While loading my clubs yesterday, the cart attendent related this nugget:

Cart guy: "Mr. '07, your wife can go from zero to wide open in a flash."
Me (roll eyes): "What did she do now?"
Cart guy: "I told her my neighbor was flying the American flag upside down today. Your wife said "Burn his house down!""


Yep, that's her alright.
April 27, 2017, 08:06 AM
CD228
I don't know if I should be awestruck or terrified.

If things go sideways and you piss her off I'll lend you my couch. In Germany. Smile
April 27, 2017, 08:06 AM
Rictafer
Sounds like you have an awesome wife!!!
April 27, 2017, 08:12 AM
jbcummings
My kinda girl! She's a keeper.


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April 27, 2017, 08:15 AM
Skins2881
Big Grin Cool

Yep, a keeper.


Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
April 27, 2017, 08:20 AM
sandman76
Maybe he's in distress. A rescue could be in order.


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April 27, 2017, 10:13 AM
Riley
That is awesome!



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Expectations are premeditated disappointments.
April 27, 2017, 11:07 AM
Snapping Twig
She has clarity.
April 27, 2017, 11:09 AM
nhtagmember
cool
quick thinking, decisive


[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC

April 27, 2017, 12:24 PM
Neva
Works for me. Must be a chick thing.

Wink



If your government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away from you everything you have.
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April 27, 2017, 12:51 PM
berto
That's great. I might have married her sister.
April 27, 2017, 01:22 PM
RichardC
Be very, very careful what you tell Cart guy, or let him hear you tell your friends.
April 27, 2017, 06:00 PM
downtownv
We are in crazy dangerous times. The left wing media ia all in.


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April 27, 2017, 06:02 PM
XinTX
quote:
Originally posted by Rictafer:
Sounds like you have an awesome wife!!!


Especially if she stopped on the way home for a gas can and a flare gun. Big Grin


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April 27, 2017, 06:03 PM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by downtownv:
We are in crazy dangerous times. The left wing media ia all in.


Huh? What does the media have to do with his wife?


Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
April 27, 2017, 11:32 PM
sigmonkey


I'm free this weekend.



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April 27, 2017, 11:36 PM
newtoSig765
Her kindergarten school picture? And her kindergarten?



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