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Wednesdays, wife plays golf at 9:00 with the girls and I play at 10:30 with the guys. While loading my clubs yesterday, the cart attendent related this nugget: Cart guy: "Mr. '07, your wife can go from zero to wide open in a flash." Me (roll eyes): "What did she do now?" Cart guy: "I told her my neighbor was flying the American flag upside down today. Your wife said "Burn his house down!"" Yep, that's her alright. | ||
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I don't know if I should be awestruck or terrified. If things go sideways and you piss her off I'll lend you my couch. In Germany.  | |||
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Sounds like you have an awesome wife!!! | |||
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My kinda girl! She's a keeper. ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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  Yep, a keeper. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes |
Maybe he's in distress. A rescue could be in order. _______________________ “There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.” ― Frank Zappa | |||
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That is awesome! Do not send me to a heaven where there are no dogs. Step Up or Stand Aside: Support the Troops ! Expectations are premeditated disappointments. | |||
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She has clarity. | |||
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cool quick thinking, decisive [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Works for me. Must be a chick thing.  If your government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away from you everything you have. ---- Paul Harvey - 1952 (Remember These Things) | |||
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That's great. I might have married her sister. | |||
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Be very, very careful what you tell Cart guy, or let him hear you tell your friends. ____________________ | |||
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We are in crazy dangerous times. The left wing media ia all in. _________________________ | |||
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Especially if she stopped on the way home for a gas can and a flare gun. _______________________ “The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.” Ayn Rand “If we relinquish our rights because of fear, what is it exactly, then, we are fighting for?” Sen. Rand Paul | |||
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Huh? What does the media have to do with his wife? Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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A Grateful American |
 I'm free this weekend. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Her kindergarten school picture? And her kindergarten?  -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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