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May 05, 2017, 08:48 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Attorneys behaving badly
Funny story here. 37 year old lawyer who lives with her parents arrested for egging cars. The charge is "molesting a standing motor vehicle". Must be some quirk in Oklahoma law. Here is the story:
http://wgntv.com/2017/05/05/at...million-dollar-home/
May 05, 2017, 10:16 PM
jljones
Jail house lawyer? Big Grin




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May 05, 2017, 10:30 PM
ShneaSIG
Not very bright!


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Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?"
May 05, 2017, 10:34 PM
arfmel
Don't worry. Mommy and Daddy will bail her out of jail. I imagine they have spent their lifetimes coddling that bad egg.
May 05, 2017, 10:48 PM
rscalzo
The salesmen who sold me my last Harley was also an attorney. He was a nut but that's kind of why I liked him.

https://patch.com/new-hampshir...ss-tampering-charges


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Epping, NH

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May 05, 2017, 10:54 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
The salesmen who sold me my last Harley was also an attorney. He was a nut but that's kind of why I liked him.


You probably got a good deal because he needed bond money. Sounds like a piece of work. Probably would be interesting guy to hang out with.
May 05, 2017, 11:08 PM
jljones
Hey, while we are piling on.... Big Grin (JALLEN, JHE where are you guys??? Just realize it is all in fun)

http://www.westkentuckystar.co...Stealing-93-000.aspx




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May 05, 2017, 11:14 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Gee I think I can find more stories. Here is another good one
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016...y-claims-scheme.html
May 05, 2017, 11:19 PM
ZSMICHAEL
They are probably drafting a carefully worded response or perhaps ignoring the thread.
May 05, 2017, 11:23 PM
ZSMICHAEL

May 05, 2017, 11:28 PM
2012BOSS302
quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
Gee I think I can find more stories. Here is another good one


His last name fits - and now he is one.




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May 06, 2017, 05:25 AM
CQB60
Can't wait to see her on the next episode of "Lawyers gone wild"...


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May 06, 2017, 06:07 AM
sean7
http://www.thelegalintelligenc...eturn=20170406070557

Older news story, but I actually went to the range with him once. Before I knew he was really odd.
May 06, 2017, 07:10 AM
jehzsa
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, 'I'm here because my house burned down, and all I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything and I'm using some of the insurance money for this trip.'

'That's quite a coincidence,' said the engineer. 'I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.'

The lawyer looked confused... 'How do you start a flood?'




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May 06, 2017, 07:31 AM
JALLEN
quote:
Originally posted by jljones:
Hey, while we are piling on.... Big Grin (JALLEN, JHE where are you guys??? Just realize it is all in fun)

http://www.westkentuckystar.co...Stealing-93-000.aspx


These things happen.

One of my classmates did the same thing. Unfortunately, he is not the only one who has disgraced himself in the same way.

It's not that hard to handle other people's money properly, and almost impossible to get back right once you head down that path.

Embezzling, bribing judges, fencing stolen property, and more besides..... what chaps my butt is that many times these crooks serve some time, go to stupid study and "Sunday school" ethics courses and get their tickets back. That ought not happen.




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
May 06, 2017, 10:30 AM
patw
So she is 37,single and living at home? Sounds like there is a reason.
May 06, 2017, 12:46 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
posted May 06, 2017 06:07 AM Hide Post
http://www.thelegalintelligenc...eturn=20170406070557

Older news story, but I actually went to the range with him once. Before I knew he was really odd.


Sadly you have to pay to see the story you describe in the LEGAL INTELLIGENCE. Did read the first few lines for free though, something about murder and a sex club plan. Any salacious details to offer?
May 06, 2017, 02:42 PM
OKCGene
HA! I'm in Nichols Hills this afternoon, it's a very wealthy old money area. All I can say after a pleasant interaction with a NH police officer, the short answer is "dumbass".
May 06, 2017, 03:38 PM
sean7
quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
quote:
posted May 06, 2017 06:07 AM Hide Post
http://www.thelegalintelligenc...eturn=20170406070557

Older news story, but I actually went to the range with him once. Before I knew he was really odd.


Sadly you have to pay to see the story you describe in the LEGAL INTELLIGENCE. Did read the first few lines for free though, something about murder and a sex club plan. Any salacious details to offer?


Here's a better link. http://www.trentonian.com/arti...0304/TMP02/303049995
I don't have any salacious details...I barely knew him. He was an acquaintance of my employer.
Definitely fits the lawyers behaving badly theme though!
May 06, 2017, 04:31 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
I don't have any salacious details...I barely knew him. He was an acquaintance of my employer.
Definitely fits the lawyers behaving badly theme though


Thanks. Sounds like it would be a great story for American Greed.