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| I believe in the principle of Due Process  |
SENIOR TRYING TO SET PASSWORD WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. USER: 50damnboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYo urAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow ! WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCab bagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontG iveMeAccessNow WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use. Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | ||
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| A day late, and a dollar short  |
 BTDT! ____________________________ NRA Life Member, Annual Member GOA, MGO Annual Member | |||
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| The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited  |
What the...? Is google sending you my passwords now? _______________________ | |||
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| I believe in the principle of Due Process |
So..... you are the one who already has my password choice in use! Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Did something similar on a USAF network. Received an error "no profanity allowed", or something like that, as an error. Mentioned it to the VP of our network security. The error message no longer appears. Stuff about our goobermint. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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| Needs a check up from the neck up  |
How did you get my password? __________________________ The entire reason for the Second Amendment is not for hunting, it’s not for target shooting … it’s there so that you and I can protect our homes and our children and and our families and our lives. And it’s also there as fundamental check on government tyranny. Sen Ted Cruz | |||
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You do not have to be a senior to share in this frustration.... _________________________________________ I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew... | |||
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| No double standards |
That's two of us.  "Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it" - Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 | |||
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| No double standards |
But as a senior the detailed memory does get a bit weaker. I just went through it on one of my college accounts, everything screwed up/locked up because I forgot to note one letter was upper case rather than lower case. "Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it" - Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 | |||
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Hoping for better pharmaceuticals |
I can relate. Getting shot is no achievement. Hitting your enemy is. NRA Endowment Member . NRA instructor | |||
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How truly priceless. NRA Life Endowment member Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member | |||
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| I made it so far, now I'll go for more  |
Then they say “you can’t use that one because you used it before”. What is wrong with swapping back and forth? I would be ok with no passwords. Bob I am no expert, but think I am sometimes. | |||
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| Just for the hell of it  |
I've become my parent's tech support. Trying to help my mom with there cable bill issues. Me: What your password: Mom: laksdjf8 Me: nope that's not it. Mom: yes it is. Me: spell it out for me. Mom: laksdjf8 Me: Nope Mom: yes it is Me: well Comcast doesn't think it is I try and give her a secure yet good password but nope she likes her own that she then can't remember. Tech support with your parents is fun....... A few weeks ago my brother and I were both at their house. My mom needed help and my brothers like or that easy I can fix it. I'm shaking my head. Yep, he tries to log in to her account for something and nope not the right password. _____________________________________ Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. Jack Kerouac | |||
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When we got new software for the dept computers, you had to take a tutorial to learn the system. The system asked for my name and refused to run unless I entered a name. I entered: Asshole. Next page came up: Hello and welcome, Asshole! I thought this was hilarious, as it reported my progress on the tutorial to our IT chick. "Asshole has completed 40%" of the tutorial". An investigation ensued and asshole was identified as me. No one else shared my sense of humor, apparently. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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