Are you tired of your dumb underwear?? ‘Smart underwear’ is here, and it’s ridiculous

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January 11, 2018, 03:01 PM

mikeyspizza

Are you tired of your dumb underwear?? ‘Smart underwear’ is here, and it’s ridiculous

I'm sure there are overpaid fitness freaks in DC and elsewhere who will happily pony up the $ to have the latest technology.

January 11, 2018, 05:34 PM

KenS

quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
For $349, it should include a methane sensor and link to your food tracking app. Once it establishes a baseline, it should figure out what is giving you more gas than normal.

Actually, the methane sensor will let them tax you for your contribution to "climate change" so that burrito may cost you an extra $2 in carbon credits.

Ken

January 11, 2018, 06:44 PM

BBMW

It'll actually start getting interesting when they get past sensor and start putting in actuators.

January 11, 2018, 07:00 PM

arfmel

Men actually wear "thong" underwear?

We're doomed.

January 12, 2018, 12:22 AM

zoom6zoom

Don't get them wet... they could "short" on you.

Hey, what do a Tesla and your undies have in common? Skidmarks.

I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.

January 12, 2018, 09:10 AM

OneWheelDrive

They really need to make smart clown shoes.

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January 12, 2018, 09:38 AM

Doc H.

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:

Now, apparently, one born every 30 seconds....

"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day"