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Why don’t girl’s pants have useful pockets?
March 24, 2018, 04:33 PM
hudrWhy don’t girl’s pants have useful pockets?
Well?
March 24, 2018, 04:40 PM
Fla. JimShhh don't you know it's one of the main reasons they keep us around. To carry stuff that would not be pretty in their tighter cut jeans.
March 24, 2018, 05:19 PM
ZSMICHAELIt depends where you buy your jeans. I recall when womens jeans had the zipper on the side.
On a related note, why do womens blouses button on the left side and men on the right??
March 24, 2018, 05:26 PM
Balzé HalzéCause they carry purses?
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March 24, 2018, 05:53 PM
RipleyThey don't need to play pocket pool.

Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. March 24, 2018, 06:04 PM
BB61quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
It depends where you buy your jeans. I recall when womens jeans had the zipper on the side.
On a related note, why do womens blouses button on the left side and men on the right??
So their maids can more easily button it for them (assuming they are right handed).
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March 24, 2018, 06:07 PM
mbinkyYou have to ask? I prefer girls pockets painted on, utility is secondary. Their jeans are used for a billboard, not for a tactical stash of goodies.
March 24, 2018, 07:04 PM
brecaidraquote:
Why don’t girl’s pants have useful pockets?
To annoy me. Sometimes I just want to carry my knife, keys, ID, and some cash, but nooooo...
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March 24, 2018, 08:20 PM
clubleaf206quote:
Originally posted by brecaidra:
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Why don’t girl’s pants have useful pockets?
To annoy me. Sometimes I just want to carry my knife, keys, ID, and some cash, but nooooo...
Ah, but you are an out of the ordinary woman.
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March 24, 2018, 08:37 PM
bertoForm over function and purses.
March 24, 2018, 09:16 PM
SigSauerP226quote:
Originally posted by Ripley:
They don't need to play pocket pool.
Welllll... Might still want some tickling if their pockets allow. Only thing my wife puts in her back pocket is her phone. I'm with the thought it's just the man keeping himself relevant as a woman's keepsake courier.
...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way... March 24, 2018, 10:29 PM
JALLENWhat woman wants to appear to have a lumpy butt?
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
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OKCGeneStyle over substance
March 25, 2018, 12:12 AM
Texas Bob C.Because they already have enough interesting stuff in their pants.
March 25, 2018, 02:10 AM
zoom6zoomBecause the powerful Purse Lobby owns Congress. We need a march or something.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. March 25, 2018, 05:25 AM
RichardCWhen pockets are sold as $$$ designer accessory add-ons with "MK" & " LV" logos, we'll see more of them.
It's worked for Harley-Davidson and it's worked for the AR rifle industry.
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March 25, 2018, 07:48 AM
pbslingerquote:
Originally posted by Ripley:
They don't need to play pocket pool.
An occasional "away game"
March 25, 2018, 07:56 AM
StorminNorminI remember back in the 90’s when I used to go to country western clubs women wore a popular pair of jeans (I can’t recall name) but they were tight as hell and had no back pockets. We praised the person who invented those.

ETA: Rocky Mountain Jeans.
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h2oysquote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
It depends where you buy your jeans. I recall when womens jeans had the zipper on the side.
On a related note, why do womens blouses button on the left side and men on the right??
My understanding is this goes back to the time when men carried swords on their left hip. Hence they could unbutton their outer garment to access their sword.
Now why womens cloths button the other way, is the other posters suggestion about the womens helper to dress her might be correct?