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Shhh don't you know it's one of the main reasons they keep us around. To carry stuff that would not be pretty in their tighter cut jeans.
 
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It depends where you buy your jeans. I recall when womens jeans had the zipper on the side.

On a related note, why do womens blouses button on the left side and men on the right??
 
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They don't need to play pocket pool. Cool




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It depends where you buy your jeans. I recall when womens jeans had the zipper on the side.

On a related note, why do womens blouses button on the left side and men on the right??


So their maids can more easily button it for them (assuming they are right handed).


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You have to ask? I prefer girls pockets painted on, utility is secondary. Their jeans are used for a billboard, not for a tactical stash of goodies.
 
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To annoy me. Sometimes I just want to carry my knife, keys, ID, and some cash, but nooooo...




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Why don’t girl’s pants have useful pockets?


To annoy me. Sometimes I just want to carry my knife, keys, ID, and some cash, but nooooo...


Ah, but you are an out of the ordinary woman.


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They don't need to play pocket pool. Cool


Welllll... Might still want some tickling if their pockets allow. Only thing my wife puts in her back pocket is her phone. I'm with the thought it's just the man keeping himself relevant as a woman's keepsake courier.




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Because they already have enough interesting stuff in their pants.
 
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Because the powerful Purse Lobby owns Congress. We need a march or something.




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When pockets are sold as $$$ designer accessory add-ons with "MK" & " LV" logos, we'll see more of them.

It's worked for Harley-Davidson and it's worked for the AR rifle industry.


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I remember back in the 90’s when I used to go to country western clubs women wore a popular pair of jeans (I can’t recall name) but they were tight as hell and had no back pockets. We praised the person who invented those. Big Grin

ETA: Rocky Mountain Jeans.




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It depends where you buy your jeans. I recall when womens jeans had the zipper on the side.

On a related note, why do womens blouses button on the left side and men on the right??


My understanding is this goes back to the time when men carried swords on their left hip. Hence they could unbutton their outer garment to access their sword.

Now why womens cloths button the other way, is the other posters suggestion about the womens helper to dress her might be correct?
 
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