You're a wealth of good advice. Take heed new fathers; I had to learn these things the hard way.
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April 07, 2017, 11:16 AM
Palm
Damn that nursing picture explains what I was doing wrong those first six months. Wish I had seen this earlier in life.
April 07, 2017, 11:17 AM
egregore
I've seen some of those and even posted them, but not all together in one place. You'd be surprised at how many people don't understand they are jokes.
April 07, 2017, 11:18 AM
Gundawg
thank you as i am expecting our second anytime now i needed a refresher.
April 07, 2017, 11:20 AM
bcereuss
Would have been good information...oh, I don't know...about 4 1/2 years ago!!
April 07, 2017, 12:50 PM
darthfuster
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
April 07, 2017, 01:10 PM
YellowJacket
quote:
Originally posted by Gundawg: thank you as i am expecting our second anytime now i needed a refresher.
Congrats Dawg. My second will be here in about 3 weeks.
The fish tank one is my favorite.
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
April 07, 2017, 01:18 PM
Bytes
Thanks Para. I needed a little advie today. LMAO
April 07, 2017, 01:32 PM
armedmd
Thank you sir! 8 weeks in so far with my first son and no violations of those rules yet!
Build a man a fire and keep him warm for a night, set a man on fire and keep him warm the rest of his life.
April 07, 2017, 01:47 PM
FN in MT
Don't allow a toddler to eat as many raisins or pieces of pepperoni, that she wants to eat.
The results can be EXPLOSIVE! Especially the raisins.
April 07, 2017, 01:55 PM
RHINOWSO
April 07, 2017, 02:04 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by Palm: Damn that nursing picture explains what I was doing wrong those first six months. Wish I had seen this earlier in life.
Those six months mustache been hell.
After 14 months the guidance for Calming Baby and Choosing a Babysitter are not valid.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
April 07, 2017, 02:05 PM
Sigmanic
The "Introducing baby to pets" one could prove to be particularly valuable advice!
You'd be surprised at how many people don't understand they are jokes.
