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parabellum
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TMats
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You're a wealth of good advice. Take heed new fathers; I had to learn these things the hard way.


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Damn that nursing picture explains what I was doing wrong those first six months. Wish I had seen this earlier in life.
 
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egregore
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I've seen some of those and even posted them, but not all together in one place. Big Grin You'd be surprised at how many people don't understand they are jokes.
 
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thank you as i am expecting our second anytime now i needed a refresher.


 
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bcereuss
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Would have been good information...oh, I don't know...about 4 1/2 years ago!!
 
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You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
 
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YellowJacket
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thank you as i am expecting our second anytime now i needed a refresher.

Congrats Dawg. My second will be here in about 3 weeks.

The fish tank one is my favorite.


I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
 
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Thanks Para. I needed a little advie today. LMAO Smile
 
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armedmd
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Thank you sir! 8 weeks in so far with my first son and no violations of those rules yet!


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FN in MT
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Don't allow a toddler to eat as many raisins or pieces of pepperoni, that she wants to eat.

The results can be EXPLOSIVE! Especially the raisins.
 
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RHINOWSO
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Sig2340
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Damn that nursing picture explains what I was doing wrong those first six months. Wish I had seen this earlier in life.


Those six months mustache been hell.

After 14 months the guidance for Calming Baby and Choosing a Babysitter are not valid.




Nice is overrated

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Sigmanic
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The "Introducing baby to pets" one could prove to be particularly valuable advice!
 
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