"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
July 05, 2017, 03:57 PM
V-Tail
Thank you for posting this.
My # 2 step-son is getting married this week.
I just sent a message advising them to put everything on hold until I can make the necessary arrangements for llamas.
Actually, they still laugh about the time I was attacked by a llama, 40 years ago. At he zoo in Barcelona, a nice llama stuck her head over the fence to be petted. I was kind of scratching her behind the ears when I noticed her boyfriend llama at the other end of the pen. He glared at me, laid his ears back, and came charging over, got a firm grip on my arm with his mouth and did not want to let go. I beat on his head with my free hand until he released me. Jealous sumbitch, he was.
As Ogden Nash wrote,
quote:
The one-L Lama, he’s a priest. The two-L Llama, he’s a beast. I will bet a silk pajama That there is no three-L Lllama.
ps: The author has just been advised that there is a type of conflagration known as a 3-alarmer.
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July 05, 2017, 04:11 PM
H&K-Guy
If you can bring the llamas' on your honeymoon, then it's a party.
H&K-Guy
July 05, 2017, 04:27 PM
darthfuster
I caught you a delicious bass...Tina! Come get some dinner!
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
July 05, 2017, 04:43 PM
ChuckWall
These days, I suppose people will want to marry the llamas.
************* MAGA
July 05, 2017, 06:43 PM
Russ59
I hope this isn't too mean spirited, but I hope these couples don't reproduce.
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
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July 05, 2017, 07:34 PM
HayesGreener
quote:
You've seen it all when you watched a one-legged drunken dwarf buttfuck a dead alpaca.
Is that on Netflix?
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July 05, 2017, 08:31 PM
mrmn50
Quidado!!!!! Lamas!!!!!
July 05, 2017, 08:48 PM
H&K-Guy
After thinking it over a second time, I wouldn't want Lorenzo Lamas involved in my wedding, or honeymoon.
H&K-Guy
July 06, 2017, 05:15 AM
Sportshooter
when did the Beverly Hillbillies move to Oregon?
July 06, 2017, 08:39 AM
Rinehart
They spit also.
July 06, 2017, 08:46 AM
Mike the Texan
Go with what you have, I suppose. I'd rather have alpacas. Cuter, somehow.
July 06, 2017, 02:07 PM
Crom
Is the music included ?
"Crom is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, 'What is the riddle of steel?' If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me."
July 06, 2017, 02:12 PM
229DAK
quote:
Originally posted by ChuckWall: These days, I suppose people will want to marry the llamas.
Maybe they "identify" as a llamas for their wedding day.
_________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902
July 07, 2017, 05:16 PM
bendable
Alpaca's rule LLama's drool
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