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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
If you live in the Portland Oregon area (somehow Portlandia comes to mind) ...helps with the stress of getting hitched I suppose... http://www.wsbradio.com/news/n...trkZFPYv6IsZCjPlGNM/ ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | ||
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Thank you for posting this. My # 2 step-son is getting married this week. I just sent a message advising them to put everything on hold until I can make the necessary arrangements for llamas. Actually, they still laugh about the time I was attacked by a llama, 40 years ago. At he zoo in Barcelona, a nice llama stuck her head over the fence to be petted. I was kind of scratching her behind the ears when I noticed her boyfriend llama at the other end of the pen. He glared at me, laid his ears back, and came charging over, got a firm grip on my arm with his mouth and did not want to let go. I beat on his head with my free hand until he released me. Jealous sumbitch, he was. As Ogden Nash wrote,
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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No Compromise |
If you can bring the llamas' on your honeymoon, then it's a party. H&K-Guy | |||
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delicately calloused |
I caught you a delicious bass...Tina! Come get some dinner! You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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These days, I suppose people will want to marry the llamas. ************* MAGA | |||
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I hope this isn't too mean spirited, but I hope these couples don't reproduce. P229 | |||
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DeadHead |
Did someone say Llamas? Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbwkkXGmFrI "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Is that on Netflix? CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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Banned |
Quidado!!!!! Lamas!!!!! | |||
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No Compromise |
After thinking it over a second time, I wouldn't want Lorenzo Lamas involved in my wedding, or honeymoon. H&K-Guy | |||
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Too soon old, too late smart |
when did the Beverly Hillbillies move to Oregon? | |||
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They spit also. | |||
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Skeptic |
Go with what you have, I suppose. I'd rather have alpacas. Cuter, somehow. | |||
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Is the music included ? "Crom is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, 'What is the riddle of steel?' If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me." | |||
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Maybe they "identify" as a llamas for their wedding day. _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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Alpaca's rule LLama's drool Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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