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Plowing straight ahead come what may
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If you live in the Portland Oregon area (somehow Portlandia comes to mind) ...helps with the stress of getting hitched I suppose...

http://www.wsbradio.com/news/n...trkZFPYv6IsZCjPlGNM/


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Thank you for posting this.

My # 2 step-son is getting married this week.

I just sent a message advising them to put everything on hold until I can make the necessary arrangements for llamas. Wink

Actually, they still laugh about the time I was attacked by a llama, 40 years ago. At he zoo in Barcelona, a nice llama stuck her head over the fence to be petted. I was kind of scratching her behind the ears when I noticed her boyfriend llama at the other end of the pen. He glared at me, laid his ears back, and came charging over, got a firm grip on my arm with his mouth and did not want to let go. I beat on his head with my free hand until he released me. Jealous sumbitch, he was.

As Ogden Nash wrote,
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The one-L Lama, he’s a priest.
The two-L Llama, he’s a beast.
I will bet a silk pajama
That there is no three-L Lllama.

ps: The author has just been advised that there is a type of conflagration known as a 3-alarmer.



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If you can bring the llamas' on your honeymoon, then it's a party.

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I caught you a delicious bass...Tina! Come get some dinner!



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These days, I suppose people will want to marry the llamas.


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I hope this isn't too mean spirited, but I hope these couples don't reproduce.


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Did someone say Llamas?




Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbwkkXGmFrI



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You've seen it all when you watched a one-legged drunken dwarf buttfuck a dead alpaca.

Is that on Netflix? Big Grin


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Quidado!!!!! Lamas!!!!!
 
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After thinking it over a second time, I wouldn't want Lorenzo Lamas involved in my wedding, or honeymoon.

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when did the Beverly Hillbillies move to Oregon?
 
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They spit also.
 
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Go with what you have, I suppose. I'd rather have alpacas. Cuter, somehow.
 
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Is the music included ?


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Originally posted by ChuckWall:
These days, I suppose people will want to marry the llamas.

Maybe they "identify" as a llamas for their wedding day.


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Alpaca's rule
LLama's drool





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