If Texas exists in an alternate universe.

Test driving the new 2023 model SmartCow Hybrid

Here comes the milkman.

For those like myself actually growing up on a farm ... this is not surprising. At the end of the day, just glad the toy was found that was previously lost.

If I was drinking milk I was laughing so hard it would have come out of my nose.

It may look small but the trunk will hold more than 1k lbs. of beef.

Mooove over. Cow coming through.

This is why people who raise cattle, truly enjoy eating beef...

The 2023 Bessla, powered by methane.

2023 Cowasaki

^Sure it's not a Mooped?

Car!

"When do I get a turn?"

"Never, you're a Jersey driver"

Hello sir, we’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty’s car.

Moouber!

Introducing the fabulous all-newmodel 'Farm Cowr' with 4 hoof drive & is self re-fueling

What?
It's a Mustang G.T.

Jealous?

- ..."It's 4-legged drive and it's Cow Powered too!"

- ..."oh yeah, it's got a rich leather interior too."

- ... "and check out the head room."

- " If I stick my tongue all the way out I can just barely hit the cruise control too."

- "3 more payments and this little beauty is all mine."

- "What? Not again? I keep telling you, Matilda, stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong."

- "See... nobody believes me, but they do so make helmets for gals our size."

- "So... bad hair day, huh?"

- "So let me get this straight. Klinger dressed like a woman to try to get out of Army service, so now your big plan to avoid a trip to the butcher's is to wear that on your head? Yeah, good plan. "

Seen big calves take off through the field at a full run with their head stuck through a gate that used to be attached to a post, but never had any stuck in a toy car .......... yet.