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 If Texas exists in an alternate universe. _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | ||
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Test driving the new 2023 model SmartCow Hybrid "Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein | |||
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Here comes the milkman. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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For those like myself actually growing up on a farm ... this is not surprising. At the end of the day, just glad the toy was found that was previously lost. | |||
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If I was drinking milk I was laughing so hard it would have come out of my nose. The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution. A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. As ratified by the States and authenticated by Thomas Jefferson, Secretary of State NRA Life Member | |||
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It may look small but the trunk will hold more than 1k lbs. of beef. | |||
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Mooove over. Cow coming through. | |||
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This is why people who raise cattle, truly enjoy eating beef... | |||
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The 2023 Bessla, powered by methane. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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2023 Cowasaki | |||
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^Sure it's not a Mooped? | |||
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Car! ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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"When do I get a turn?" "Never, you're a Jersey driver" | |||
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Hello sir, we’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty’s car. | |||
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Moouber! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| Conveniently located directly above the center of the Earth  |
Introducing the fabulous all-newmodel 'Farm Cowr' with 4 hoof drive & is self re-fueling | |||
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What? It's a Mustang G.T. Jealous? Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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- ..."It's 4-legged drive and it's Cow Powered too!" - ..."oh yeah, it's got a rich leather interior too." - ... "and check out the head room." - " If I stick my tongue all the way out I can just barely hit the cruise control too." - "3 more payments and this little beauty is all mine." - "What? Not again? I keep telling you, Matilda, stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong." - "See... nobody believes me, but they do so make helmets for gals our size." - "So... bad hair day, huh?" - "So let me get this straight. Klinger dressed like a woman to try to get out of Army service, so now your big plan to avoid a trip to the butcher's is to wear that on your head? Yeah, good plan.  " | |||
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Seen big calves take off through the field at a full run with their head stuck through a gate that used to be attached to a post, but never had any stuck in a toy car .......... yet. The water in Washington won't clear up until we get the pigs out of the creek~Senator John Kennedy | |||
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