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Is it slicker than: a whistle? a cat's ass? marbles on a mirror? an eel? owl shit? snot on a goat's glass eye? a chased greased pig? cat poop on linoleum? deer guts on a door knob? otter snot? I'm sure there are other slippery substance cliches both familiar and more arcane, to add to the list. Perhaps someone can arrange them in order of increasing slickness? Here's a reference that could be helpul: https://www.engineersedge.com/...ents_of_friction.htm  ____________________ | ||
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Slicker than whale shit. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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STOS, https://www.reloaders.com/products/stos-2oz-jar Slicker than owl shit! It's good stuff i have been using it for years. Archerman | |||
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Slicker than snot on a brass doorknob. Mike I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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Slicker than greased owl shit on a glass door knob | |||
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I Deal In Lead |
Slicker than snot on a doorknob. | |||
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Rick 10 years to retirement! Just waiting! | |||
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Slicker than a greased string from a a dog's ass. "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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"Snake snot" Those of you on the fecal route may want to reserve those for "sticky." Although "a politician's tongue" might be hard to beat. | |||
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Slicker than goose shit. _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
Pig shit ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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weasel snot | |||
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Slick as a smelt. Slicker than puppy shit on a hardwood floor. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Caribou gorn |
Snail snot I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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Cat snot on a glass doorknob. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
Slicker than bird shit sliding down the windshield of a car on a hot day. Slicker than a harpooned walrus on a banana tree. Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
Weasel piss. | |||
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Slicker than Eel shit | |||
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Greased snot. | |||
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Slicker than snot on wet leaves on wet Ice. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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