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What is it slicker than?
September 21, 2021, 02:59 PM
RichardCWhat is it slicker than?
Is it slicker than:
a whistle?
a cat's ass?
marbles on a mirror?
an eel?
owl shit?
snot on a goat's glass eye?
a chased greased pig?
cat poop on linoleum?
deer guts on a door knob?
otter snot?
I'm sure there are other slippery substance cliches both familiar and more arcane, to add to the list.
Perhaps someone can arrange them in order of increasing slickness?
Here's a reference that could be helpul:
https://www.engineersedge.com/...ents_of_friction.htm 
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September 21, 2021, 03:00 PM
Johnny 3eaglesSlicker than whale shit.
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Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
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September 21, 2021, 03:02 PM
archermanSTOS,
https://www.reloaders.com/products/stos-2oz-jarSlicker than owl shit!
It's good stuff i have been using it for years.
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September 21, 2021, 03:05 PM
mcrimmSlicker than snot on a brass doorknob.
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Blue DogSlicker than greased owl shit on a glass door knob
September 21, 2021, 04:04 PM
Flash-LBSlicker than snot on a doorknob.
September 21, 2021, 04:19 PM
OttoSigRick
10 years to retirement! Just waiting! September 21, 2021, 04:20 PM
PerceptionSlicker than a greased string from a a dog's ass.
"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." September 21, 2021, 04:28 PM
architect"Snake snot"
Those of you on the fecal route may want to reserve those for "sticky."
Although "a politician's tongue" might be hard to beat.
September 21, 2021, 05:05 PM
sjtillSlicker than goose shit.
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September 21, 2021, 05:10 PM
P220 SmudgePig shit
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September 21, 2021, 05:12 PM
nhtagmemberweasel snot
September 21, 2021, 05:18 PM
PHPaulSlick as a smelt.
Slicker than puppy shit on a hardwood floor.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
September 21, 2021, 06:15 PM
YellowJacketSnail snot
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. September 21, 2021, 06:18 PM
ensigmaticCat snot on a glass doorknob.
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bald1Slicker than bird shit sliding down the windshield of a car on a hot day.
Slicker than a harpooned walrus on a banana tree.
Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club!
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September 21, 2021, 07:39 PM
.38supersigWeasel piss.
September 21, 2021, 07:52 PM
p113565Slicker than Eel shit
September 21, 2021, 08:08 PM
Some ShotGreased snot.
September 21, 2021, 08:20 PM
GWbikerSlicker than snot on wet leaves on wet Ice.
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