Why to ducks have webbed feet?

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January 15, 2018, 06:44 PM

egregore

Why to ducks have webbed feet?

How do you trap an elephant? Dig a hole, fill it with ashes and put peas around the edge. When the elephant stops to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

You've heard of the four blind men touching an elephant? One day four blind elephants decided to touch a man. They all agreed - men are flat.

January 15, 2018, 07:25 PM

flashguy

quote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
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Originally posted by David Lee:
Why when geese fly in a V formation, is one side longer than the other ?

There's more geese on that side.
More geese..

There ARE more geese on that side ("There're", not "there's").

flashguy
Resident Grammar NAZI

Texan by choice, not accident of birth

January 16, 2018, 09:53 AM

David Lee

A turtle gets mugged by a gang of snails. A Police Investigator asked him, Mr turtle, who did this to you ? The turtle looked up and said, I dunno, it all happened so fast.

January 16, 2018, 12:35 PM

PHPaul

quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
There ARE more geese on that side ("There're", not "there's").

flashguy
Resident Grammar NAZI

You are, of course, entirely correct. I knew that, just too lazy to go back and change it.

Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

January 16, 2018, 01:40 PM

tacfoley

FUNEM?
S,VFM.
FUNEX?
S, VFX2

Si, Senor, daredago,
Forte loriz anaro.
Demante loriz, dematrux, fulagese, anens, andux.

Ae Saela sed tumi
Vaea cannae baia frog.
I sed dat viadu, aniu livdin aver bog.
Esed aedgeta peni, tu pulim aut agen.
Butasi tucis muni aut, ae urdit pulda chain.

tac

January 16, 2018, 07:21 PM

roarindan

quote:
Originally posted by TXJIM:
M R ducks

M R not

OSAR

C D wings,, (CD ED BD wings)

LIB

M R ducks

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January 16, 2018, 10:06 PM

flashguy

Si Vile, si ergo
Fortibus is in ero.
O Nobile, dem is trux.
Vatis enim causan dux.

flashguy

Texan by choice, not accident of birth

January 17, 2018, 04:43 AM

tacfoley

quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
Si Vile, si ergo
Fortibus is in ero.
O Nobile, dem is trux.
Vatis enim causan dux.

flashguy

tac