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His Royal Hiney |
The shit bomb takes the cake. Ugh. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
I had a indoor-outdoor cat that would catch a bird and immediately bring it into the house still alive. She caught a grackle once and it got away as soon as she brought it in. It had to be comical as I was chasing that sucker around with a big landing net as it flew all over the house, shitting everywhere. I finally caught it and tossed it out but that SOB had crapped all over the house. I didn't think one bird was capable of having that much crap inside it. "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
TECHNICALLY shouldn't they have apologized to you? "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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LOL thank goodness you had cookies around! No car is as much fun to drive, as any motorcycle is to ride. | |||
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| Smarter than the average bear |
Suggested New Years Resolution (you might be able to keep): Let the cat handle the birds. Happy New Year! | |||
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Seeker of Clarity |
Right under the wire. Best post of the year!   | |||
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I'm going to laugh all night and maybe all next week on that one Para. “So in war, the way is to avoid what is strong, and strike at what is weak.” | |||
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| Who Woulda Ever Thought? |
I had to run two Carolina Wrens out of my Tuff Shed yesterday before I closed it up and had one in my garage Monday. They will follow you right in an open door, the little farts. | |||
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| bigger government = smaller citizen  |
For some reason this thread made me wonder if you had archived the thread where you were doing election recon around your house. “The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken | |||
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I'll put another vote in for wreath removal. Something like this is funny enough in hindsight, but not funny at all if it repeats. Well told, by the way. === I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly. | |||
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My wife loves to put wreaths on the front door. Every so often I forget about the wrens that love to nest and sleep their at night. Every once in a while I get a wren flying into the entry way. Damn Birds. Thank goodness most times they aren't too hard to get turned around and back out the door | |||
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I was at Fleet Farm today with my wife and we heard the sound of birds tweeting. She asked if they sold pets. Don't think so. Started looking around, and sure enough, couple of birds perched way up high on a shelf. Saw another one flying around in a different part of the store. Now that's an authentic farm store! | |||
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Har har har har.. thanks for the laugh. Happy New year! | |||
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Thanks, the whole family had a good laugh. A birdless new year to you. | |||
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We had a bird get in the house once . Thank God my wife isn't scared of critters . It took the both of us to chase his little ass back out the door . BTW , ceiling fans are hell on birds . I don't know how that little SOB survived that hit . | |||
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| Why don’t you fix your little problem and light this candle  |
lol. my favorite line: "Wife remains free range" I dont know why that got me to chuckling. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
It's time once again for Holidays with Para | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
Missed the OP when it was originally posted. That's gold  "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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Spread the Disease |
I would have had to insert multiple cocktail breaks by the time I hit step 8. At least birds don't carry rabies! ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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| You have cow? I lift cow! |
Been there. It's frustrating when a little bird can checkmate you. | |||
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