Toast without butter is a life not worth living

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March 13, 2024, 10:53 AM

vthoky

Toast without butter is a life not worth living

Apple butter, sir!

Preferably from the church down the road.

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March 13, 2024, 02:26 PM

architect

Don't do what I once did, mistake a cellophane-wrapped chunk of Crisco for cream cheese. Not so good on a bagel!

March 13, 2024, 02:35 PM

Tuckerrnr1

So you are saying that you DON'T have a brother that orders four whole fried chickens and a Coke?

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March 13, 2024, 02:43 PM

tatortodd

Real peanut butter (i.e. the kind that you have to stir the oil and only has 2 ingredients - peanuts and salt) is an upgrade to butter

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March 13, 2024, 03:56 PM

sigarms229

I rarely butter toast. Usually just put some blackberry or strawberry rhubarb jam and I'm good to go.

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March 13, 2024, 04:40 PM

ShouldBFishin

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:
Yeah, good toast with Kerrygold Irish butter is fit for a king.[/QUOTE

Kerrygold is what we normally have in the house.

However, and many might find this a bit nuts, "Summer Butter" (available April to October) from Nordic Creamery is awesome! It's a European-style butter made from the first milk of cows that have been grazing on grass pastures after eating hay during the winter.

March 13, 2024, 04:47 PM

71 TRUCK

I have been making my own bread in a bread machine for a few years now.
My current loaf is Sour Dough.
I like a nice piece of American cheese on my toast right after it comes out of the toaster.

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March 13, 2024, 05:16 PM

bald1

Toast without butter AND a choice of honey, preserves, jam, jelly, cinnamon-sugar mixture, peanut butter, Nutella, etc. is a crime.

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March 13, 2024, 06:11 PM

Pipe Smoker

quote:
Originally posted by 71 TRUCK:
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I like a nice piece of American cheese on my toast right after it comes out of the toaster.

Sounds good! But you might try Muenster cheese instead. It melts as readily as American cheese, but has more character.

Despite its German-sounding name Muenster was developed in the US, and AFAIK, is made exclusively in the US.

My stores offer it in various forms, including slices the same size as American cheese.

Serious about crackers.

March 13, 2024, 06:16 PM

SFCUSARET

If ya got some heavy cream or half and half plus a mason jar with lid ( throw in a dash of salt). Make your own butter in about 15 min of heavy shaking.

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March 13, 2024, 09:42 PM

MikeGLI

Butter is on my short list of items that I always have on hand.

I also like the occasional toast with (salted) butter.

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March 13, 2024, 10:02 PM

Beancooker

So it was sourdough. I had a bowl of clam chowder. I didn’t have anything worthy, that I could deploy quickly. (I didn’t have time to make butter from cream).

Mttaylor sure takes butter seriously. I’ll have to scout around for some that he mentions, I’m just afraid they may be to “flavorful” for my taste.

Vthoky, I just made apple butter. Four honey crisp and three Granny Smith. Some spices and six hours of slow cooking. It’s Al, I have been having for dessert. PB& apple butter.

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