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Apple butter, sir!

Preferably from the church down the road. Cool




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Creamed chipped beast.........yum

No butter required on the toast.


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Olive oil and mushed tomatoes



 
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I prefer not to ruin my butter by spreading it on burnt bread.




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I'm in the "you misspelled bacon" camp.



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And if it's not SALTED butter, then you're a heathen.


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Don't do what I once did, mistake a cellophane-wrapped chunk of Crisco for cream cheese. Not so good on a bagel!
 
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Real peanut butter (i.e. the kind that you have to stir the oil and only has 2 ingredients - peanuts and salt) is an upgrade to butter



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I rarely butter toast. Usually just put some blackberry or strawberry rhubarb jam and I'm good to go.



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vthoky said it! Apple butter.


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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:
Yeah, good toast with Kerrygold Irish butter is fit for a king.[/QUOTE

Kerrygold is what we normally have in the house.

However, and many might find this a bit nuts, "Summer Butter" (available April to October) from Nordic Creamery is awesome! It's a European-style butter made from the first milk of cows that have been grazing on grass pastures after eating hay during the winter.
 
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I have been making my own bread in a bread machine for a few years now.
My current loaf is Sour Dough.
I like a nice piece of American cheese on my toast right after it comes out of the toaster.




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Toast without butter AND a choice of honey, preserves, jam, jelly, cinnamon-sugar mixture, peanut butter, Nutella, etc. is a crime. Big Grin



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I like a nice piece of American cheese on my toast right after it comes out of the toaster.

Sounds good! But you might try Muenster cheese instead. It melts as readily as American cheese, but has more character.

Despite its German-sounding name Muenster was developed in the US, and AFAIK, is made exclusively in the US.

My stores offer it in various forms, including slices the same size as American cheese.



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If ya got some heavy cream or half and half plus a mason jar with lid ( throw in a dash of salt). Make your own butter in about 15 min of heavy shaking.


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Rye toast. Buttered then peanut buttered. Amazing.
 
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The tall one wants white bread, toast, dry, with nothing on it.



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Butter is on my short list of items that I always have on hand.

I also like the occasional toast with (salted) butter.




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So it was sourdough. I had a bowl of clam chowder. I didn’t have anything worthy, that I could deploy quickly. (I didn’t have time to make butter from cream).

Mttaylor sure takes butter seriously. I’ll have to scout around for some that he mentions, I’m just afraid they may be to “flavorful” for my taste.

Vthoky, I just made apple butter. Four honey crisp and three Granny Smith. Some spices and six hours of slow cooking. It’s Al, I have been having for dessert. PB& apple butter.



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