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It's hard being Paul Pelosi this year.

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November 01, 2022, 10:47 PM
Rightwire
It's hard being Paul Pelosi this year.
quote:
Originally posted by Ironbutt:
It's been five days and we still don't know what happened. Evidently they still need more time to come up with a believable scenario.


Is the Baldwin team investigating this too?




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November 02, 2022, 06:47 AM
xd45man
If there is a televised trial, it will be in california. To my knowledge, Federal trials are not televised. One drawback of it being in california is that the judge, and all attorneys and witnesses (if any) will most likely be wearing masks. This will be a painful mumbling of words.


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November 02, 2022, 07:05 AM
Blackmore
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
Was the Onion ever funny? I seem to recall they were once a long time ago.


Here's the Babylon Bee's take

https://babylonbee.com/news/pa...wing-hammers-at-him/

Not their best work but better than the Onion.


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November 02, 2022, 07:06 AM
Blackmore
quote:
Originally posted by xd45man:
If there is a televised trial, it will be in california. To my knowledge, Federal trials are not televised. One drawback of it being in california is that the judge, and all attorneys and witnesses (if any) will most likely be wearing masks. This will be a painful mumbling of words.


There are a string of state charges for the televised circus.


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November 02, 2022, 08:38 AM
PASig
This story just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

So now the US Capitol Police is admitting that they have a live video feed on that house but “didn’t see anything” until they saw all the flashing lights of the police response?

Top. Men.


November 02, 2022, 08:42 AM
ZSMICHAEL
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Well, they were watching Kojak reruns instead.
November 02, 2022, 08:45 AM
RichardC
Their Top Man was reassigned after killing Ashli Babbit.


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November 02, 2022, 09:02 AM
parabellum
I'm just waiting for Umbrella Man and the Grassy Knoll to be introduced to this fairytail err fairytale.
November 02, 2022, 09:13 AM
nhtagmember
A rainy day here in sunny LA and I’m still having a hard time mustering up a rats ass. It’s the breathless story update on KTLA. Need to get through that crap before I get to the traffic.
November 02, 2022, 09:20 AM
rat2306
Karma.
November 02, 2022, 02:16 PM
PASig
The Pelosi mansion has more security cameras than the Federal Reserve Bank…


November 02, 2022, 02:36 PM
chellim1
^^ Ha!
They will never release the home security footage.



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November 02, 2022, 03:41 PM
rduckwor
quote:
They will never release the home security footage.



We will never know the truth. That's the way it works today.

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November 02, 2022, 06:07 PM
SIGnified
Well, this is the lead story with Brandon 2scoops tonight … funniest shit ever.

Nobody buys this BS





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November 02, 2022, 06:35 PM
wrightd
I'm going back to the original working theory. Things started out WITHOUT underwear, and progressed quickly to wearing underwear after the police began arriving on the scene. It makes the most sense to me. So far at least, as things may become even more clear as the case develops.




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November 02, 2022, 08:01 PM
spunk639
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
I'm just waiting for Umbrella Man and the Grassy Knoll to be introduced to this fairytail err fairytale.


There is one person responsible for this who will slink away into the shadows; C.G.B. Spender. This has his handiwork written all over it.
November 02, 2022, 08:05 PM
nhtagmember
apparently the SF DA doesn't believe that the public will learn anything from releasing the bodycam footage

I can see how that would be embarrassing if the people were to learn the truth

so much for truth and justice being coincidental, in SF they're not even related
November 02, 2022, 09:06 PM
Beancooker
Trying to follow this story is like trying to follow a superball shot out of a rocket launcher in a shipping container…

So was ole Paul banging the perp? Like is he a homo, or what? There are 20 different stories, and not one makes sense.



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November 02, 2022, 09:23 PM
Av8nShooter
Apparently the security system at Chateau Pelosi is the same as used at the Jeffery Epstein jail cell. Installed by a guy sent by the Clintons.
November 03, 2022, 07:17 AM
Ironbutt
I wonder if the alleged attacker will commit "suicide" in prison while awaiting trial. If something fishy was going on, I can't imagine they'd allow the facts to come out in court.


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