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Just spoke to my wife on the phone, as I am out of town, and she told me a covid joke she remembered ...

A lab mouse was chatting with another lab mouse and asked, "hey, did you get your covid shot yet ?".

The other lab mouse responded, "hell no, they are still testing it on humans".

Okay, maybe kinda lame, but I have been working my ass off trying to get my daughter's house ready to rent and I am getting worn out in my old age. At least it gave me a laugh that I needed.


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Good stuff!! Big Grin



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I wish this had been posted a couple days earlier. Day before yesterday I got a call from my Dad. He and Mom are all worried that I'm refusing the vaccine (they're both in their 80s and in a higher risk group, plus they've completely bought the gov't / CDC line about Covid). He wanted to know if I'd caved in and got the shot yet. This little joke would have been a great way to tell him how I feel about it. I tried to explain it to him and he said he understands, but we'll see whether they lighten up about it or not.
 
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A lot of my family drank the koolaid. Most are not all that strident about it, but one or two are. It is kind of depressing that otherwise reasonably intelligent folks have bought the whole scamdemic hook, line, and sinker. Sigh…
 
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Originally posted by Expert308:
I wish this had been posted a couple days earlier. Day before yesterday I got a call from my Dad. He and Mom are all worried that I'm refusing the vaccine (they're both in their 80s and in a higher risk group, plus they've completely bought the gov't / CDC line about Covid). He wanted to know if I'd caved in and got the shot yet. This little joke would have been a great way to tell him how I feel about it. I tried to explain it to him and he said he understands, but we'll see whether they lighten up about it or not.


I could have written this post.


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That's the bad thing about a COVID joke...


Most people don't get it.


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Have more faith in Mrs. Dino - that's funny.
 
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Have more faith in Mrs. Dino - that's funny.


I have lots of faith in my bride, my lack of faith was worrying about the audience ... this August we will have our 38th wedding anniversary !


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That's the bad thing about a COVID joke...


Most people don't get it.




I see it.




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I love it sigmonkey ... ! Another great laugh off of this joke.


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