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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year

He didn't die. He punched his own soul into another dimension...

The real question is, will he carry his own coffin at his funeral?

This should be on loop at his state funeral.

Chuck Norris did not die

He ALLOWED The Grim Reaper to take him for a visit with God

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Impossible

He will be a pallbearer at his own funeral

Apparently, Death has had a near Chuck experience. Condolences to Deaths family.

Impossible!
I mean, this is the guy that the boogie man checks under his bed for before he goes to sleep.

Just in: It turns out Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, Death has just been too scared to tell him.

Very sad.

A true hero in every sense.

This one hurts a bit.
From all accounts, a truly good man.

Rest in peace Mr. Norris, condolences to his family and friends.

Chuck Norris didn't die, Heaven just needed backup.

This is posted on ‘The Liberty Daily’ website -

“Remembering Chuck Norris With This Classic Commercial”

https://rumble.com/v77dx2m-rem...tml?e9s=src_v1_upp_v

Chuck Norris went to heaven and was immediately put in charge.

He had a good run to 86 and seemed very active still.

One of my all time favorites, right up there with The Duke. I'll hoist a glass of whiskey to him tonight, and probably pull up a couple or three of his movies over the weekend.

Definitely a legend. Sorry to see him go. Around 1972 I recall karate studios really seemed to be everywhere here in Orange County. Chuck opened s huge studio in Anaheim not far from my house. I wanted to join but being a poor college kid didn’t have the funds. Wish I could have. Thanks for the entertainment Chuck.

Total Gym no longer necessary

He just went looking for something new to roundhouse kick.