I had to Google it.

https://www.urbandictionary.co...ine.php?term=Twerked

I'm quite positive I never did the macerana, and I swore a private oath to never do it. I'm less sure about twerking as I may have done it on accident or when impaired. I'll say not on purpose.

This question reminds me of when Mark Furhman was asked if he'd ever used the "N" word. That was a trap. Is this a trap? If I say no, will videos be offered?

I would like to amend and supplement my prior answer by noting that on more than one occasion I have heebie jeebied, and also, I have tripped, slipped, and generally lost proper orientation with the ground, all of which may have been misinterpreted by the unsophisticated and uninformed as perhaps, a twerk.

They weren't.

I assure you.

I have ducked.

I tried for the kids because it was hilarious. I did not succeed.

"Would You Twerk With Me?"

by Dr. Seuss


Good sir, do you like to twerk?

No, I do not like to twerk.

But would you twerk at work?

No, I would not twerk at work.

Would you twerk with your good friend, McGuirk?

No I would not twerk with McGuirk.
I would not twerk at work.

I will not, still not twerk!

Would you learn to twerk with me, if the lesson is free?

I would not twerk with thee, even if the lesson is free.

I will not twerk at work.
I will not twerk with McGuirk.
I will not twerk with thee,
even if the lesson is free!

A train! A train!
Could you, would you on a train?

No I will not twerk on a train.

Would you twerk in the rain?

No!
I will not twerk in the rain.
I will not twerk on a train.

I will not twerk at work.
I will not twerk with McGuirk.
I will not twerk with thee,
even if the lesson is free!

I will never twerk.
And don't ask again,
as I have become irked.

If you open your mouth once more,
I will show you the bore of my .44

Away with you now, Mr Twerker!
Or your story will be a real tear jerker!

The End.

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quote:

Have you ever twerked?

I will never admit to opening this post. I will never admit to opening this post. I will never admit to opening this post. I will never admit to opening this post. I will never admit to opening this post.

Does navigating a sloped, icy driveway in cowboy boots count? Otherwise, No.

Where is the check box for OMG! HELL NO?

I have done a variety of silly dances, since becoming a girl dad of a toddler.

Neither I, nor she, TMK will twerk.

She has done the typical baby booty dance, which is hilarious.

Yes, if you consider "riding the lightening" of a taser twerking.

Not only do I not have the Gyatt for it, my lower back would get thrown out if I tried. I have, however, flossed, much to my children’s dismay.

- Bret

I'd break something if I tried.

The closest that I've ever come to a 'twerk' is that butt wiggle firefighters do to make your PAL go quiet again when it starts to chirp.

I have been drunk, on occasion.

I have been REAL Drunk, on occasion.

I have been totally soused on my ass, on occasion.

But I have NEVER been drunk enough to twerk, for ANY occasion!

The poll results are about even.

HA! By default, I selected the second “No” thinking there was a yes or no answer. I have never twerked, nor would I even dare dance….LOL.