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Eggs don't grow on eggplant. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
I do like shoofly pie. I like mine with a wet bottom. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat? | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
Why is it that if something is shit, it's bad... But if it's the shit, it's good?
They don't?! That must be why I can never get these to scramble.  | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
You got to get with the spirit of the thread, baby. | |||
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Baroque Bloke |
Reminds me of a lyric line that I misunderstood: “There's no sex in your violets”  Serious about crackers | |||
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| Banned for showing his ass |
Sweetbreads ... no bread, not sweet. | |||
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| Retired, laying back and enjoying life  |
No moon in moon pie. Come to think of it there is no pie either. But one with an R.C, Cola is heaven. Freedom comes from the will of man. In America it is guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment | |||
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Mensch |
There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
I finally broke into the prison... "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Sometimes that can be a bitter topic in this house and, Ain't no germs in Wheatgerm Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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| The Unmanned Writer |
Why no chicks or peas in chickpeas? And just how much kidney is in kidney beans? And just who hits the beans to give them black eyes? The world may never know... Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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| Banned for showing his ass |
Spotted Dick ... may be spotted looking but there ain't no dick. Whether spotted or not, ain't eating any kind of dick. Just sayin'. | |||
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No fingers in Butterfinger. --------------------------- "Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shootin' stuff." Bob Lee Swagger, THE SHOOTER | |||
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No butt in pork butt. | |||
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A Grateful American |
So, there ain't no baby in baby oil? And cat buglers won't burgle your cat? "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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And there ain't no deer in Dearborn, Michigan. And I don't believe there will. ____________________ | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Bread and Butter pickles.... no Bread, no Butter If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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