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There ain’t no meat in mincemeat pie
May 06, 2022, 09:25 AM
V-TailThere ain’t no meat in mincemeat pie
Eggs don't grow on eggplant.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים May 06, 2022, 09:30 AM
jhe888quote:
Originally posted by IndianaMike:
There is no Shoe's or Flies in Shoofly pie.
I do like shoofly pie. I like mine with a wet bottom.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. May 06, 2022, 09:38 AM
Rotty37quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
There's no sex in the Champaign room.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
May 06, 2022, 09:54 AM
PASigWhy do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
May 06, 2022, 09:57 AM
HRKIf you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
May 06, 2022, 09:57 AM
RogueJSKWhy is it that if something is shit, it's bad... But if it's the shit, it's good?
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
Eggs don't grow on eggplant.
They don't?!
That must be why I can never get these to scramble.
May 06, 2022, 10:02 AM
parabellumquote:
Originally posted by PASig:
Not true
You got to get with the spirit of the thread, baby.
May 06, 2022, 10:21 AM
Pipe Smokerquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
There's no sex in the Champaign room.
Reminds me of a lyric line that I misunderstood:
“There's no sex in your violets”
Serious about crackers. May 06, 2022, 11:04 AM
old dinoSweetbreads ... no bread, not sweet.
May 06, 2022, 11:52 AM
low8optionNo moon in moon pie. Come to think of it there is no pie either. But one with an R.C, Cola is heaven.
Freedom comes from the will of man. In America it is guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment May 06, 2022, 12:00 PM
kz1000There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.
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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
May 06, 2022, 12:23 PM
mr kablammoI finally broke into the prison...
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
May 06, 2022, 12:31 PM
LS1 GTOquote:
Originally posted by Dzozer:
There's no grape in grapefruit... How a delicious fruit name got put on such a horrid piece of fruit.. it's a trick!
Sometimes that can be a bitter topic in this house and,
Ain't no germs in Wheatgerm
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
May 06, 2022, 04:46 PM
LS1 GTOWhy no chicks or peas in chickpeas?
And just how much kidney is in kidney beans?
And just who hits the beans to give them black eyes?
The world may never know...
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
May 06, 2022, 05:08 PM
old dinoSpotted Dick ... may be spotted looking but there ain't no dick. Whether spotted or not, ain't eating any kind of dick.
Just sayin'.
May 06, 2022, 05:14 PM
lithogNo fingers in Butterfinger.
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"Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shootin' stuff." Bob Lee Swagger, THE SHOOTER
May 06, 2022, 05:18 PM
tsmccullNo butt in pork butt.
May 06, 2022, 05:25 PM
sigmonkeySo, there ain't no baby in baby oil?
And cat buglers won't burgle your cat?
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! May 06, 2022, 05:48 PM
RichardCquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
So, there ain't no baby in baby oil?
And cat buglers won't burgle your cat?
And there ain't no deer in Dearborn, Michigan.
And I don't believe there will.
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May 06, 2022, 06:05 PM
Johnny 3eaglesBread and Butter pickles.... no Bread, no Butter
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
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