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AMAZON is taking orders for toilet paper

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March 18, 2020, 11:25 PM
Fenris
AMAZON is taking orders for toilet paper
quote:
Originally posted by Excam_Man:
Not to mention the people who couldn't buy it, to stockpile it in the first place.

Well, those people may just get used to using their left hand to wipe. Then P&G will lose even more customers.



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March 19, 2020, 12:39 AM
fwbulldog
quote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
I'm sure bedit sales have skyrocketed as well.


I just installed a Toto C100. I've wanted one ever since I went to Japan (they're in all the hotel rooms).

Buy now, before they're all gone. Smile


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March 19, 2020, 04:41 AM
Micropterus
Sam's Club was stocked with TP yesterday.


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March 19, 2020, 04:43 AM
Woodman
Yeah .. at the expense of cancelling my order for Heliolite H11 bulbs Roll Eyes
March 19, 2020, 08:42 AM
ARMT Guy
quote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
Need to reduce TP consumption? Go on a diet. I would shit once every 3-4 days for the first 2 months of mine.

TP production should be spooled back up by then.



Or.. eat a steady diet of MREs. Big Grin



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March 19, 2020, 08:46 AM
RHINOWSO
quote:
Originally posted by ARMT Guy:
quote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
Need to reduce TP consumption? Go on a diet. I would shit once every 3-4 days for the first 2 months of mine.

TP production should be spooled back up by then.

Or.. eat a steady diet of MREs. Big Grin
Yeah, eat those crackers and PB, you won't shit for a week.

But stand the fuck by when you FINALLY do!!! Eek