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| Savor the limelight |
My wife asked me to pickup a few things at Sam's Club one of which was butter. It come as 4 - 1lb boxes in a package. She asked for one, but I got two because Thanksgiving. I get home, she sees one package and says "I should have had you get two of those." That's when I whipped out the second package of butter. Spike the football, swing the club, Trump Dance! I got one rignt! | ||
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So you're 1 and 3287 on the season. Statistically speaking you're leading the league.  | |||
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Revel in the little victories but be humble and nonchalant  “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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| Tenacious Tempestuous with Integrity |
Always: Yes Dear. | |||
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| Honor and Integrity |
Go out to the garage and do the "Trump Dance" | |||
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LOL !! After 45 years, I still have gotten one right according to my better half . | |||
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| As Extraordinary as Everyone Else  |
I’m glad I didn’t read that she asked you to move out!! Just remember even a dead clock is right twice a day! Congrats. ------------------ Eddie Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina | |||
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I'm already laying in twice that much for all my wife's holiday cookie baking. Harshest Dream, Reality | |||
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| Team Apathy |
My similar win came extremely early in my marriage.... just 3 months in, actually. It was Christmas season I picked up a blouse for her that I knew was exactly her style. Christmas morning she opened it and was giddy, telling me she saw this in the store and REALLY wanted to buy it, but didn't because it was Christmas season and she knew we had to save money. It was a big win right out the gate... Still waiting for the second one, 17 years later. | |||
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Way to end 2024, on a high note Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
Little victories, huh, Trap. _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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| Keeping the economy moving since 1964 |
Win! ----------------------- You can't fall off the floor. | |||
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| Green grass and high tides  |
Awesome job. You da the man! "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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| It's all part of the adventure... |
Excellent! I’m right all the time; my wife just doesn’t know it… Regards From Sunny Tucson, SigFan NRA Life - IDPA - USCCA - GOA - JPFO - ACLDN - SAF - AZCDL - ASA "Faith isn't believing that God can; it's knowing that He will." (From a sign on a church in Nicholasville, Kentucky) | |||
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| Savor the limelight |
I knew you guys would appreciate my story. Seriously, how many time are you asked to pick something up and you get it wrong? Could you pick up some laundry soap? What kind? Tide Sure Seems simple enough. And then you get to the store and there’s powdered, liquid, pods, with bleach, without bleach, scented, unscented, with fabric softener plus five different sizes of each. | |||
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When I was married and the inevitable but I asked you to XXXX, I just countered with, "But I was smart enough to marry you!" Sometimes it actually worked... for a while. The “POLICE" Their job Is To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It The muzzle end of a .45 pretty much says "go away" in any language - Clint Smith | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
When in doubt, whip it out! | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
Oh yeah! | |||
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Rookie. You forgot HE (High efficiency) vs. Non HE.  | |||
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Today my wife thanked me for finding a pleasant hiking trail for our Sunday walk. She collected some colorful fall leaves (hey, it’s California). After 55 years, counts as a good day. _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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